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Devyn

@undeadlil-princess / undeadlil-princess.tumblr.com

~Lost trying to find my way ~22 ~Hollywood undead 🎶 ~MGK 🎶💜 ~Animals 😻🐶 IG: lilmissdevynsmokes ~Scorpio
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Hello. Thank you for your blog and all you do. I am here to say: Ophiuchus is not a thing. It isn’t a thing, it never has been a thing. Pls stop contributing to ppl thinking it’s a thing. I’m a Sagittarius, not a made up secret thirteenth sign. The sky traditionally is divided into twelve equal sections bc it’s mathematically expedient. There are thousands of constellations, yet no one is arguing that bufo or Cassiopeia should have horoscopes. Descriptions of ophiuchus read like an amalgamation of classic Scorpio and Sagittarius traits, Because That’s What They Are. I love snakes! I even like this one! It just is not a zodiac sign. Please. I am begging. I am begging so much right now. No more snakeman zodiac. Pls

Astrology is made up tho

SO IS THE ECONOMY BUT AT LEAST IM NOT DENYING PEOPLE RENT

Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

My partner: dear it’s time to get up

Me: but distractions

Partner: I have removed them

Me: sleeps

Person: we have removed all possible distractions

Me: but have you considered this?

Me: *zones out and daydreams*

Person: I have removed all distractions so you can do [insert task]

Me: *chuckles* Silly neurotypical. So naïve… Don’t you see? I AM the distraction.

The distraction is coming from inside the house

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It’s under the bed now

Do you know what people really want? Everyone, I mean. Everybody in the world is thinking: I wish there was just one other person I could really talk to, who could really understand me, who'd be kind to me. That's what people really want, if they're telling the truth.

Doris Lessing

Ravenclaw: If the Moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on mars?
Slytherin: Yellow.
Ravenclaw: The correct answer is packing peanuts.
Slytherin: Oh I see, because you carry the two and-
Gryffindor: What is wrong with you people?
Ravenclaw: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today.
Slytherin: Bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making