Just stuff

I think i might actually throw up from this video

This might be my favorite cat video of all time

Worlds Shortest Transmasc Falls Between Couch Cushions Never To Be Seen Again

Then there is no one left who can stop Ganon...

“humans don’t do anything for free” somewhere out there there is a guy who spent days if not weeks of his life cataloguing every stupid thing you can do on stardew valley so that you can minmax the fuck out of growing potatoes on a pixel grid for quite literally no reason but that it might help someone else

Points to Wikipedia the greatest collection of knowledge in the history of mankind, available for free by anyone with an internet connection.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Exactly, it's like

Pspspspsps

*hiss*

So true queen, you don't know me

Jumping is a major mechanic in video games of all genres, but it is almost never actually used in real life as an adult.

Ain't nobody got the stamina points to be wasting like that

i don't know if the reddit refugees are real but if any are reading this: most of the advice you'll see in 'welcome to tumblr' posts are just some guy's opinion. feel free to ignore it. yes, this post included.

#Most are but put up a random anime or tree or whatever avatar to prove you are a people

this is one of those things i mean. it's been ages since any bot with a default avatar followed me! all my default avatar followers are, best as i can tell, genuine human beings. the bots get pictures of humans as avatars now.

which means that "put up a random anime or tree" bit of the advice is fine, but the "or whatever" bit is wrong. some specific whatevers are much stronger signals of botness than default avatars.

They've also evolved to have believable names, so it isn't just Ashley1532 anymore

And I'm drinking from the tap 😎👍

Listen I don't care how bad it gets, you're not gonna be able to drag my ass off Twitter I'm sorry I can't leave this place

Socrates ass take

sometimes I wonder why people don't go through my blog anymore & then I remember I have my colours set to the visual equivalent of a tazer.

oh it can’t be that bad

nevermind

:)

I'd expect that off of @evilwizard.

i may be evil, but even i would never condone emailing a bitch

I only have one functional eye at the moment due to an injury, and you just took it out

I'm not mentally ill I just have an unparalleled commitment to the bit

Method actors be like

This is what you call good game design

in love with this tweet

It's almost completely covered in water, but careful

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

It's PavlovIan at this point

transformers dicks should always be hard. they’re metal, a notoriously not-bendy material. unless superheated, those things should be rods. put that shit on a spring coil and just pop it out when the panel retracts. when you’re done just push it back in, still fully erect, waiting for the next use

The pisston

me after 3 days of progesterone

To anyone who thinks this is a joke, it's not. T bows to the power of P

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

Happy pride to this uncle in particular

i learned that humans are a tropical species. Human evolution has produced bodies that were meant to live in hot and humid conditions. Our species is in its infancy as far as cold weather evolution is concerned, and physiologically speaking, our bodies are not supposed to be able to survive there (x)

We're an African species. Afro textured hair was designed not to be waterlogged, thus getting parasites, but shielding our head from the sun. Lack of fur makes us sweat easier, allowing us to cool off easier. Standing upright lets us see across the savanna. We're persistence predators, able to jog after prey for hours, until they inevitably collapse from exhaustion.

Everything we developed in other climates is extremely recent. White skin helps with vitamin d in places with less sun. Vitamin d is critical for sperm development, hense the need to adapt quickly. But thats all it does, and it comes with a price as well. Other hair types are mere mutation. We only superficially look different. Genetically speaking, humans are remarkably homogeneous for a species.

happy pride month

Long game people, it’s all about the long game

You fight against pride, be ready to abandon your own

good evening to this guy

I can’t find it, but I once read a thing mentioning how like Mossad hitmen would wear stupid hats when committing crimes in public so that any witnesses would only focus on the hat and not be able to describe anyone’s actual physical appearance.

exclusively relying on hitmen with big tits