Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.
“why yall gotta make everything about race?”
because everything is about race. you just upset cause we’re talking about it.
Don't worry he's just taking his big dog to the dog park
ugh
my hand has been forced
no more "cerberus is the demon version of clifford" my friends. Clifford is a well known and NOTORIOUS hellhound.
do not, my friends, become addicted to treats. they will take hold of you, and you will meow meow meow mew meow mew mew meow mewo meow
this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.
it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”
nascar had dudes with names like Slick Richards and commentators are like “PUSSY JOHNSON CAUSES THE BIG ONE AT THE WINSTON CUP Sponsored By the 2022 Honda Cervix”
the winston cup
"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."
vs
"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."
You. You get it.
I love the Metroid ending screens where Samus is just chilling. Like.
The internet agrees with me:
No, comrade. THIS is a lesbian purse
I was fully ready to get mad at whatever the image attached to this comment was but you know what, I can't, even
Lizzo defies drag ban by inviting drag queens on stage in Tennessee
“In an act of defiance against Tennessee’s anti-drag law, Lizzo has performed in the state with a whole bunch of Drag Race faves and local queens, and yes, it was iconic.”
Lizzo said:
“In light of recent and tragic events and current events, I was told by people on the internet, ‘Cancel your shows in Tennessee,’ ‘Don’t go to Tennessee,’ ‘We don’t have to go there’.
“Their reasons were valid. But why would I not come to the people who need to hear this message the most, the people who need to feel this release the most?
“Why would I not create a safe space in Tennessee where we can celebrate drag entertainers and celebrate our differences? And celebrate fat Black women?”
Together we can beat the Fascists.
(Video from SBS News embedded above).







