pemdas is fake. do operations in any order you feel like. it literally does not matter at all

bro stop cartoonishly electrocuting me and showing my bones you know im insecure about them

hard stance

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

oh honey they are fully dead

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder

Toph and Wednesday Addams have a lot in common

lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse

we’re really feeling this today. glad i dont hve to explain

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

In his autobiography, he talks about how he swears a lot and it always throws people off.

Reasons to miss him more.

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

Great Halloween, everybody! The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick

being a student right now is so fucking terrible is anyone coping

like what the fuck is a deadline when 1 million people have died

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR