Tailchaser by Sara Swink

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

KUNG POW PENIS

I love that folks are being more accepting of autism, but I don't love that autism is being sanitized into a quirk.

There's a cute and acceptable form of autism on social media, and I don't see any indication that folks are remotely ready for discussing the rest of it, which contains all the uncomfortable things that impede a person's everyday life, require support, and make acceptance almost impossible—where the hygiene struggles, inappropriate social behaviors, involuntary movements and outbursts, meltdowns, and emotional dependence issues live. And the cuter and more sanitized the "good" autism gets, the more unacceptable the "bad" autism becomes.

Well. One person asked, so here is one of the loopy bird videos. (The other a towhee comes to crash the party but it’s twice as long and my betrothed said to post this one). This is the spirit of my puddle joy.

looks like october is…. octover

i’m queueing this for next year

Its nowvember

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

They weren't happy noises.

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

The box would scream

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

sorry this is so bad i just. needed

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

So it’s settled? When November 2 rolls around, we’re all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

no we’re gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

i’ve never successfully made pancakes ever in my life so im going to liveblog that experience now. #chef ❤️

how tge fuck do i do this

COOKING LIVEBLOG OVER THIS PANCAKE MIX EXPIRED IN APRIL

well actually. counterpoint. mama aint raise no bitch . and i am so houngry

i have a tiny pan so i’m gonna make One Big Cake instead of little ones. let’s see if i can do this without burning my house down or getting food poisoning

measurements are for the weak. it’s Okay if it’s soupy….❤️

this may be the grossest thing i’ve ever made. maybe mixing the batter together with only a butter knife was a bad idea

WHY IS IT BREATHING.

ok it’s mostly solid now. mostly. do i own a spatula

guys should a pancake have hills and valleys like it’s on a children’s geography map

oh. i fucked this thing up bad didn’t i

over the loop of absolute territory - ken ashcorp i can hear my breakfast screaming out for help. oh well❤️

i need you all to understand this quite literally does not constitute as a pancake. it is a pile of slop in a pan. it looks like raw cookie dough covered in spiderwebs

well it’s ok. this is. it’s fine. this is fine guys this is how innovations are made. i’m the first person in the world to make scrambled pancake. It’s Ok

now why does it smell like the inside of a buffalo wild wings

I JUST BURNT MY FINEGR AAUAPQWPW AAAYAUAHHHHGGHHHH

noo….. Noooo thank you i think i’m good. me and god have seen enough

ITS BEEN LIKE 15 MINUTES AND ITS STILL RAW. WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME

this pan can never be used for anything ever again it is lathered in the brown remains of whatever soul this thing had before i made it

my new method is to hydraulic press whatever concoction i’ve made with the spatula as hard as possible in order for it to actually cook. now that’s not to say it’s working at all but it’s the only option i’ve got

burnt myself again i think that’s a sign i need to stop. gordon ramsey is fucking sweating and rolling over in bed right now he can feel what i’m doing to this pancake

it smells like burnt popcorn and broken dreams. it is not cooked at all. it resembles the shape of a small undiscovered third world country. And you’ll never believe where it’s going (in my mouth)

it looks like chernobyl 2 went off in this fucking pan i need to bury it

asked people to rate my pancake. reporting back with results soon

The reviews are in. now time for the taste test❤️

drumroll please

It’s bad ❤️

pancake finished. my left hand won’t stop shaking i’m sure that’s unrelated. anyways time to either scrape the fuck out of this pan or throw it in the back yard

oh no.

goodnight sweet prince

all of you are being so mean to my healthy baby boy in the reblogs. anyways 10 thousand notes and i reveal him to the world

hello everyone. i would just post the image here and nothing else but that’s fucking boring and i need to LARP as a founding father for a second. so here’s a preamble that would make john adams weep

it has been many moons (10 days) since i first posted about my cooking adventures and my only regret is that i didn’t set the note goal higher. to both my fans and my haters i want you all to read this message before you see my fucked up icky yucky raw radiation son. there is an explanation as to why he was made this way and that explanation is simple. i am like a modern day icarus. my impatient hubris blinds me to both the english language and normal human thought processes. if he were a modern day teenager who both remembered nothing from hell’s kitchen and didn’t care enough to read, you'd be looking right at him. i am a pioneer of the wicked and depraved. my beautiful mind knows no bounds. i am an inventor of all things inedible and disgusting. i’m like the oppenheimer of breakfast. that being said i am also an idiot so here’s the pancake everyone you’ve earned it

i like the taste of raw batter so it was actually delicious. i lied about it being bad

Stand with Palestine // Oct 2023

Chicago, IL

London, UK

Sanaa, Yemen

Mexico City, Mexico

Jakarta, Indonesia

Hague, Netherlands

Barcelona, Spain

Geneva, Switzerland

Colombo, Sri Lanka

New York, NY

Canberra, Australia

Baghdad, Iraq

Amman, Jordan

Istanbul, Turkey

Caracas, Venezuela

Rome, Italy

Islamabad, Pakistan

Kabul, Afghanistan

Cairo, Egypt

Tehran, Iran

Cape Town, South Africa

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Beirut, Lebanon

Paris, France

Tokyo, Japan

Helsinki, Finland

Dhaka, Bangladesh

Sarajevo, Bosnia

Ottawa, Canada

Sao Paulo, Brazil

A blogger from China built a miniature cat house inside his wife's pet store.

The animals have their own elevator, mini-TV, forge, bedroom and even a full bathroom with running water.

Dance! Dance! Dance until you die! ...Oh wait 👻🎶👻

Ghostly Ballroom, the 6th and final prompt for Drawtober! I'll reveal the full piece tomorrow on Halloween 🎃🧡

parents please PLEASE be careful this Halloween and check your kids candy. just opened this snickers bar and found lieutenant Columbo of the LAPD