whatever.

really really really getting tired of The Past Was A Crushingly Awful Hellscape as an approach to history education and interpretation

like yeah, there were HORRIBLE things in the past. there are horrible things now. but you're still going to go outside and enjoy nice weather, or pet a cat, or eat food you love, or laugh until you cry with your friends

god, can't we find a medium between rose-colored glasses and erasing the basic fact that humans strive towards happiness like sunflowers towards the light, always?

that post reminds me: you know what i haven't seen in years? a spocked fiver

used to be (especially back working in retail in the middle of uni towns) i couldn't go a month without seeing one of these

now? nothing.

i miss them

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

This is an acorn.

That ending was perfect because you know what Aziraphale is going to have to do in season 3?

The Grovel.

Crowley has been chasing him for thousands of years. "If I introduce you to food will you hang out with me" "I'm here to rescue you, let's have lunch." "I'll hold your hand through a morality crisis, let's get a drink." "Raise a child with me so we can keep hanging out together on earth."

"Run away with me."

"Run away with me."

"Run away with me."

Now Crowley has given up just when Aziraphale realized what was on offer. And so Aziraphale is going to have to be the one doing the "I was wrong" dance and trying to win him back over. He's going to have to actually decide what he wants of his own volition instead of following Crowley's lead and then he's going to have to work for it.

You might say he's going to have to Make An Effort

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

fellas, they’ve done it again

me, weeping openly: potato

snakes lay eggs? that’s stupid. i literally know snakes just appear. Ok?

Certified Pliny The Elder Post

Those memes about hypothetical pretentious "film bro" movies seek the delicate balance of a country of origin that's just foreign enough to orientalize but not enough to be called racist over.

the bullet train 2 that exists in my head

sudoku.com will be adding a "morally grey" sudoku level for a nuanced and complex puzzle experience

why is this so fucking funny to me

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

An ad for your deepest desires :)

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

I lovelovelovelove it so much!!!!!!

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence