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old Man yaoi

@unclemajim

Alex | He+Him | 24

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo

i will always be obsessed with the way yusuke talks. "my curfew approaches." yes yusuke you are a eeby boy who needs to sleeb. we understand

glad we're all on the same page here

Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room

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My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares

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you should get a better therapist

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Crazy:B x Elemental visions

Kohaku electro/sword Little pink guy, teleports around like zap zap. Has a short sword of some type but uses electro daggers mostly (ala childe).

Himeru cryo/c̶a̶t̶a̶l̶y̶s̶t̶/bow Both him and Kaname cryo users, but Kaname is bow. Himeru really uses a catalyst but fakes out a bow instead. Both bow and catalyst usage very similar tho, shoots projectile that gets reflected in mirrors and hit multiple times.

Rinne dendro/sword So since he’s dendro he gotta blow up the whole place in red flowers, there’s no other way. Transforms sword ala Albedo Q and then goes ham on you ala Razor/Cyno/Dehya/etc

Niki anemo/claymore HE HAS A SQUIRREL IM CRying. This has nothing to do with this au but it’s so cute, it’ll steal food from him and they both hide food in their cheeks. It’s flying squirrel bc anemo. Niki surprisingly strong and fast, with chop chop but in a supportive way

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything