I love making gaybestfriends who I can have sex with
@shetheyslay Think again, bestie 😌
i'll be openly hornier on here if it pisses off losers. like i try to stay palatable and for what
it's fuck your mutuals friday. who cares
Wowwee! Can you believe I only spent $250,000 to see the Titanic in person? What a steal!!
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert