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nick - 24- they/them - nyc 🇭🇳
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Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

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Loooook

[ID: A picture of a leg wearing jeans. A hole in the jeans perfectly frames a tattoo of a cat’s face, making it look like a cat is peering out of the pant leg. /end ID]

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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When you become 20 something, you have to forgive yourself or you will never grow up. You have to forgive yourself for everything and learn from it.

the triple burden (housework, childcare AND paid employment) IS a real issue that feminists have been discussing for decades... but the way tiktok tradfem tradwife girlies have twisted that into "it's too much stress for women to take on all the housework AND work full-time, so we should ~nurture our divine femininity~ by quitting our jobs becoming housewives and relying completely on our Strong Men to support us financially!!" rather than "it's too much stress for women to take on all the housework AND work full-time, so maybe men could start pulling their fucking weight around the house more and do the dishes every now and again"

ALL I WANT IS TO KISS. IN THE PARK. BEFORE BED. OUT THE DOOR. IN THE SHOWER. AT RED LIGHTS. JUST BECAUSE. TO SAY I LOVE YOU. TO SAY IM SORRY. TO FEEL SOMETHING. TO LOVE. TO KISS.

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

Crazy how our bodies are literally built for pleasure and overly ascetic patriarchal religions try to tell us that our flesh is evil. We have thousands of taste buds for enjoying delicious food and drink. Happy hormones are triggered when we dance. We can sing to entertain ourselves and others. Conscious, aligned sex with a good partner feels great and improves your health. We have beautiful eyes, figures, lips, hair to attract each other. We laugh so hard we cry and it feels GREAT. The smell of a rose on a warm summer breeze lifts my mood instantly. Our bodies are so so sacred. Nature is sacred. The Divine dwells in the earth and within us just as much as 'up there'.

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My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way