Cooking

Need this

to a child from the Victorian era this would be the equivalent of a watered down white claw

liquid yikes

tomorrow i am going on a quest to rehabilitate an evil bong

ohhhh my god i have to post a pic when im done

he is...

REBORN

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

there should be a YouTube plugin that replaces “skip ad” with “SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP”

moss balls in da jellyfish tank. source

o to be a mossball in the worshin machine

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id like to interrupt the posts for a second to wish a happy skaugust for all who celebrate! Pick it up! 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

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fish & chips man

??????

Jory??

Dude… don’t use my name when we talk drugs remember? I’m being tracked in 7 countries and 4 blogging spheres. you better not got me saved as thejory or some shit on ya phone. Anyways wanna come over to the weed farm? I got a new strain (of weed) It’s called The Shit Your Pants Weed. Youll never freaking guess what happens when you smoke this shit 😈. (please bring an extra pair of shorts)

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

I’m sorely disappointed