im not getting another social media ever in my life. if tumblr goes down ill just get everyone in the world's phone number and we can be friends
Today’s bird is: This black vulture trying to hang out with my neighbor’s ducks
(Video comes from my neighbor, it hung out with them for several minutes.)
this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison
Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck
Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it
Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.
In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.
To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.
There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.
This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.
We are in danger of inventing another critically acclaimed cult film bro jerkoff film that doesn't exist....
was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself
stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.
obsessive and possessive men wyd tonight wanna fuck i mean fuck i mean wanna fuck i mean f
Хлеб в хлебопечке
“Bread in the bread maker”
is the cats name BREAD
dunno if it was already explained but there is a russian cat meme and this meme is about that meme (meme²) here you can see original one:
the text is: “you may think i’m a bread but i’m actually a cat, not a bread!!!! don’t eat me!!!!” this meme was probably made by some child, that’s why the original grammar is so bad (in english it could probably be like “you may think i a bread, but actualy i a cat and not bred!!! dont eat me!!”) for some strange reason this thing became iconic in russian meme culture and if you will say “here’s a bread on the street, it’s so cute!” almost every young adult will get the fact you meant cat thanks for your attention, your fellow professor of memology is always here to make russian memes clear
trunkyjusket
Loaf
GOOD LOAFS
HEY TUMBLK
your wish is my command…
He Is Here
yes, for you..
he Has Arrived…
yes! a bold request..
Frosty….Stealth
