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I Am The Lord Of pomegranates

@unbashedpalzedonk

Just a Girl who is looking for love through fictional characters. Don’t mind me
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do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

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miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

Only one thing y’all can take from trans women. Notes.

i hope all of these girls have a great day and i love the girl who forgot her wig but the sis with the hijabi damn near made me cry sob i love this <3333333

Another thing abt this video: nearly every beauty involved is Indigenous or Black, the two minority groups of trans women that frequently get left out of discussions when it comes to highlighting trans women and their beauty, and the two groups at the highest risk of violence while trans. These women deserve love and praise just like y’all’s favorite white women do. Show up for Black and Indigenous trans women.

Stephanie Meyers would always talk about how Jessica was a fake friend to Bella, but it’s like, Bella was the fake friend. There would be so many times where Jessica would be talking and Bella would straight up not be listening. Bella was not a good friend at all. Also, on the topic of Jessica, Angela and Jessica were girlfriends and no, I don’t take criticism.

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises

  1. Robert Downey Jr. has a much darker past, we have read it and we already know it, but he is hiding it from us doing an overly proud demeanor.
  2. Chris Evans has anxiety and major commitment issues, he talks about it and we already know it, but he always has his radiant smile drawn on his face to hide from us.
  3. Chris Hemsworth's family life was once at a risk of divorce with kids, but he and Elsa managed to keep it afloat despite all obstacles, and they are going for a happily ever after like nothing happened.
  4. Jeremy Renner has done wrong in his past, caught into a false accusation, but now he has his daughter's custody and he lives a peaceful life, even without us knowing.
  5. Scarlett Johansson, abused as a child actress, has to do romantic scenes with actors twice her age during her teenage, going marriage after marriage with her daughter, but yet scored a double Academy nominations and continues to be a role model for girls all around the world.
  6. Tom Holland, with the pressure of rising to the fame as a child, he still continues to entertain the world even though his fans are somewhat childish and very intrusive.
  7. Sebastian Stan, an immigrant who lacked social skills in the past, incredibly shy and yet hide all those from his fans because he knows that they all love him dearly.
  8. Mark Ruffalo, continues to save the world by going against all those big companies as an environmentalist, has a really strong political opinion, but yet being so down to Earth around us.
  9. Brie Larson, facing all backlash from the social media, for voicing her heartfelt opinion, still going on to inspire young girls around the world to stand up for themselves.
  10. Last but not least, Chadwick Boseman, giving his best for 4 Marvel Movies (Civil War, Black Panther, Infinity War and the Endgame) and 3 Non Marvel Movies (Marshall, 21 Bridges and Da 5 bloods) from 2016, while having stage 4 colon cancer, fighting until he was succumbed to the death. And we never knew.

Be nice and kind to everyone, not only in the various social media platforms, but also in the real life. Because we really don't know what is going in their lives.

Once you realise that, you maybe too late to even correct your mistakes. ❤🙏

things i need

  • bloopers of star wars: the clone wars the animated series like pixar movies
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please consider:

  • ahsoka and rex bursting into laughter in the same scene over and over again
  • r2-d2 falling down a flight of stairs and cursing in binary
  • anakin coming in and doing a perfect serious/emotional take, then walking out with a stupid sign taped to his back
  • fives and echo trying to trade parts
  • obi wan pulling disapproving faces in the background of anakin’s scenes
  • “ahsoka that’s not in the script” “what’s not” “the kissing. you’re not supposed to kiss her. it’s not in the script” “i was improving the script”
  • clone extras getting caught using their iphones in the background
  • five entire minutes of jar jar ruining scenes and destroying sets
  • padme forgetting her lines in long senate speeches or flirting sessions and making stuff up
  • ahsoka and anakin leaning back and forth and making their own sound effects inside the twilight
  • ventress accidentally smacking an extra in the face while gesturing and going “OMIGOD I’M SO SORRY”
  • obi wan wandering into scenes he’s not supposed to be in
  • mace windu showing up for a jedi council scene wearing a hawaiian shirt 
  • everyone making their own video diaries about the stupid shenanigans they get into behind the scenes
  • yoda forgetting his lines and speaking in normal english
  • anakin actually hitting dooku with his plastic lightsaber on accident 
  • ahsoka crying real tears and getting overwhelmed filming the scene when she leaves the order bc she’s also leaving the show 

and here i was thinking that the clone wars had ruined my chances of dying happy.

PLEASE TELL ME MORE

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@qvste you are in luck today

(tagging @leiaorganasbutt too hope that’s ok)

  • cody putting on his helmet and there’s a pair of googly eyes on the visor
  • maul and savage acting out a duel with their action figures
  • mandalorians making silly poses while suspended on cables for a jetpack chase scene
  • kix not hearing the “action” call and taking a selfie in the middle of a take
  • barriss having her stomach growl loudly during one of her lines and then blushing really hard
  • “CODY, BATTLE POSITIONS!!!!!!” “obi wan why are you screaming” “i’m sorry i thought he couldn’t hear me through the helmet” “i can hear you. please stop yelling at me”
  • satine laughing at something obi wan said and snorting
  • clones wearing name tags on their foreheads
  • ahsoka executing a perfect backflip and anakin going “yeah but watch this” and then slipping and falling
  • rex making the sound effects for his blasters by yelling “bang bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG”
  • the younglings dancing and laughing with the grownups and calling them “mister ani” or “miss soka”
  • dooku rolling his eyes while the jedi are goofing off between takes
  • ahsoka hurrying to finish shooting bc she heard there were donuts
  • grievous having uncomfortably long coughing fits but no one giving him water bc they’re not sure if he’s still acting
  • obi wan looking directly into the camera after anakin disobeys orders

holy fuck.

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

also

I fucking love this man.

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel

I dont know what this is but I want to be on it.

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ZERO LESBIANS DIE??

The description for this show just ticked all the boxes for what I want in a show. Including a couple I didnt know existed.