this guy knows whats up

BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE

some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy:

you make my life a living hell,

i sent gays to fix overpopulation.

boy did that go well.

the books you think i wrote are way too thick

who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldnt be a dick

and i dont watch you when you sleep

surprisingly i dont use my omnipitence to be a fucking creep

you shouldnt abstain from pork just cause you think that i want you too

you can eat pork

cause why the fuck would i give a shit?

i created the universe think i’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Fuuuuqqqq

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

I just wanna stay lowkey as hell and keep my soul and personality full of positivity and peace.

just because it still makes you cry doesn’t mean you aren’t moving on

ever just….want someone’s fingers in ur mouth…………

I am very overwhelmed and need to be the little spoon

everything is bad….my hair…my grades….my jeans

is this a halsey song

Texas Middle Schooler Who Had Asthma Attack Is Punished for Accepting Classmate’s Inhaler

Indiyah Rush, 12, faces up to 30 days at an alternative school for lending classmate Alexis Kyle—who was given the same punishment—an inhaler after Alexis suffered an asthma attack. 

Now they both face an automatic punishment for sharing a controlled substance, a category that includes prescription drugs, like an inhaler.

“The little girl saved her life. And the reason we say that [is] because we have been to situations where she has been to ICU, so we know how bad her asthma is,” Alexis’ stepfather.

Good ole Amerikkka. These idiots are the people who are supposed to be educating children? Sounds like the kids have more empathy, emotional intelligence and common sense than these adults already! #Hate it!

The nicer you are the more beautiful you become

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this is my favorite post in the universe

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// dark pale for dark souls //