Last of Floch Forster
life is about when you feel the chill in the air and see the orange tint in the leaves and realize it's the time of year you can watch over the garden wall again
STOP I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THIS THIS MORNING!!!!!
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
Update:
With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
- When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
- “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
traumatized tumblr girls be like time to play silent hill for 13 straight hours
I still stand by the fact that pyramid head being a manifestation of james’s guilt was gay as hell like why the guy ment to punish you look like a queer beefcake 🤨 he might not have seen you but i saw you in that closet james
silent hill fans will be like "you have to listen to this song" and its just ten minutes of a washing machine breaking down
lord i’m going back to bed. i think i entered delirium hours.