"I don't want cheap, I want free."
"You don't care about him. So tell me. Who's best interest do you really have in mind?"
"Mine. And by extention, that means his. So as long as you stay out of my way, we'll both be alright."
"This is a health code violation. All of this is a health code violation. Being alive is a health code violation."
"Are you good?"
"Yeah."
"Why did it sound like you fell?"
"I did!"
"I have the kid menu."
"Do you know what you're gonna get?"
"I can't read."
"Why did y'all break up?"
"I wanted to travel. See the world. He wanted to settle down in the small town we grew up in. And now I'm stuck here. No more traveling. No more him."
"I swear if you don't stop moving, I will set this bed on fire. Then neither of us will be sleeping on it."
"If you used to love it so much, why don't you pick it back up?"
"Because I'm scared that it won't be the same. I'd rather it stay as a good memory than realize I don't like it anymore."
"Don't leave anything around them, they'll sell it for a quick 2 bucks."
"We can set it up for tomorrow, but then you'll actually have to commit to it."
"Nah, better not risk it."
"Pretty sure all the money that people donate to church just goes to billboards."
"I'm talking to you!"
"You've been on the same conversation for too long."
"Regardless, yes! Great word. Whatever the fuck that means."
"You just sit there and think of things not to say."
"Pig shit and cow shit smell like money. Human shit smells like you should probably be in prison."