Have I ever told you guys that my favorite word is "Shwoopadaboop"? No idea where it came from, I just started using it to accentuate what I was doing and never stopped.
Uploading a fic? Shwoopadaboop
Putting clothes away? Shwoopadaboop
Re-organizing my bookshelf? Oh you, know that calls for a Shwoopadaboop
Atwow incorrect quotes:
Tonowari: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.
Jake, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is, then.
─ callin’ it quits now, baby, I’m a wreck ੈ✩‧₊˚
✶ pairing: miguel o'hara x fem!reader
✶ synopsis: the aftermath of the argument with miguel.
✶ warnings: angst, hurt with comfort, occ miguel (for one scene only dw), shitty humour, one or two swear words, reader being slightly mean, mentions of death.
✶ notes: part two of “you’re the sunflower” this part was originally 8k words long and i was like nope, so i had to cut it down, I’m sorry. I really hope this isn’t bad ‼️
─ you’re the sunflower ੈ✩‧₊˚
✶ pairing: miguel o'hara x fem!reader
✶ synopsis: everyone on the team loves you, expect miguel who seems to hate you more than anyone.
✶ warnings: angst!! major angst. sunshine!reader x grumpy!miguel. reader is nicknamed sunflower, mentions of death.
✶ notes: there’s one spanish sentence in this, I’m not good with spanish so if I’ve made a mistake please tell me so i can fix it! I might make a part 2 if this fic does well.
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Reader/ Y/n coming back to base covered in blood and tortured while 141 + Alejandro had no idea where reader was since they left in the morning.
Reader is "the little sibling/adopted child that we must protect all cause" to the boys
Love your writing so much ❤️
rating: mature
pairing(s): platonic gn!reader x 141 + alejandro
warning(s): canon-typical violence, language, drugs and drugging, torture, blood, military inaccuracies, no use of y/n, no beta read
a/n: Hope you don't mind that I decided to put this all in one long fic, kinda struggled with the writing direction with this since I had to rewrite it multiple times and I had to cut it short so I'll probably make a part two?
synopsis: it's going to take a lot more than simple torture to keep you from going back to the 141.
the ‘love you’ prank was so cute, your scenarios are always so good i can’t stop rereading them! how about the prank where reader leans in for a kiss and keeps swerving/dodging it last minute? ❤️❤️❤️
Yes! Thank you so much for your kind words!🩷 hope you enjoy!
Warnings: swearing, play fighting, fluff
Simon Ghost Riley-
"Thanks for dinner sweetheart, it was great." Simon said, as he grabbed your dish from you and put it in the dishwasher.
"Always. Thank you for the help!" You smiled, giving your husband's arms a squeeze.
Simon smiled at you as he moved to place a kiss on your lips, but you swerved your head at the last moment and turned, making your way to the couch. "Thanks again for doing the dishes!"
Simon stared at you with a shit eating grin on his face, before setting the dish he was holding down in the sink.
Yandere Ghost, König, and Soap with a gn darling who has Autism
Warnings: yandere behavior and a bit ooc character; I'm a believer for König having ADHD.
A/N: this was a request but someone deactivated which deleted their ask. Happy Autism awareness month! I'm all extremely proud of you <3
I did my research on Autism but I'm not fully aware of the diagnosis(?). If I offended anyone, that's not what I meant, and please send an ask if I did anything incorrectly.
May I request more Roach and Gaz?
They are besties on Snapchat
How do they cuddle with you, hug you, touch you?
I take requests btw;)
Tags: gn!reader, sfw, fluff fluff and more fluff
Warnings: None~
Masterlist
Ghost isn't much of a cuddler. He lets you do as you please and may wrap an arm around you; when he does pull you close it's tight, desperate almost. His body speaks what words can't as he lets you feel just how much he longs for you, needs you at his side when he's known nothing but solitude for a decade too many. It's especially intimate to him when you fall asleep in his arms; He's not Ghost, but Simon, when he places soft kisses on your forehead then, letting your warmth burn him and all he's meant to be.
Price may be a Captain, but he's also a lover, a partner. He wants to be whatever you need him to be. He's seen his fair share of lovers parting ways for eternity - it comes with his line of work and yet he still walks that path with his head held high. Perhaps that's why he doesn't spare in affection when it comes to you: He kisses, cuddles, loves like it's his last day with you, because it may just be. He couldn't stand passing not having shown his love to you.
Gaz lifts you up like you're naught but a feather; he'll carry and swirl you like the prince charming he is, warming both of your hearts with sweet laughter. He's a cuddler through and through. Gaz hugs you like it's his last day on earth whenever he returns from deployment, not letting you go as he softly sways you back and forth. He may even be daring enough to grab a handful of your ass when he's had his fill (for now), laughing once again when you scold him for doing so.
Soap is an open book to you. He voices his adoration for you on a daily, makes sure you feel so loved and appreciated it'll last you through his next deployment. His hugs come in full and plenty: That military training is put to good use as he sneaks up on you doing laundry, lifting you up with a heartfelt laugh that you can't help but get infected by. He's your sun that makes every rainy day brighter. Especially when he rests his head on your chest, eyes closed, listening to your heartbeat. His favourite tune of all.
König is... Hesitant to touch you at first. Hands reach out but rarely make contact; he gets frustrated at himself. Time and patience is needed, but your unconditional love will be well worth it. When König feels safe with you, little declarations of love come easy to him. When he once couldn't bring himself to pull you close, now he won't let you go, burying his nose deep in your nape. Your smell grounds and calms him. He's nothing short of touch deprived and soaks up every bit of you like he's a starved man.
Alejandro - this constant smolder of a man pulls you to him like your absence pains him. And truly, it does. The void you leave has him insatiable, craving for ever more of you, knowing that it's a cycle he cannot escape from. Not that he wanted to, though. His hugs are protective and warm, caressing your neck and back almost absent mindedly. Once he's gotten used to your arms around him he finds it's hard to sleep without. He'll encourage you to touch him: Fix his hair, hold his hand, let your knee rest against his. It's never enough.
Rodolfo. Sweet, loving Rodolfo gives as he receives. Your hands on him never fail to have him hum, look up from whatever he's doing, "Yes, my love?". He doesn't mind if you're not big on physical affection, though he can't help himself from pressing soft kisses to your skin every now and then. His hugs are soft and he never lets go first. Your hand will be held securely in his whenever you two go out, and sometimes- sometimes his fingers brush your hips before pulling you close. A kiss must follow and Rodolfo smiles against your lips.
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Summary: You just wanted a quiet evening to fill out paper work, but you get a surprise visit by the team. They say you’re just like your brother, Price talks to you after you stitch up the boys.
Proofread: Yes when I was half asleep :) - so not really
Pairing: Platonic! Task Force 141 x Medic! FtM!Reader
WordCount: IDK
Age Rating: 15+ preferably
Codename: Stitch
KEY: Y/N - Your Name, L/N - Last Name.
Warning/Info: swearing, light description of injury, normal COD talk, banter, yelling, pissed off reader. Reader is Trans!
Request: YES! Thank you so much!
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You tap your pen on your desk as you read over numerous files, all of them stating similar words to many questions. One of the younger medics is cleaning up the medical wing while you have locked yourself away in your office, shutting the world out as you pinch the bridge of your nose. You drop the pen on the dark oak desk, grabbing the files and storming out of the office, you are reading over a particular file in hand. Written in messy chicken scratch on the patient sheet is ‘Sergeant Mactavish’ and ‘Sergeant Garrick’ . You know them both, well. Too well in fact, yet they don’t know too much about you. You’ve patched them both and the rest of the 141 far too many times for you to count.
Price recruited you for your skills with field medicine, you weren’t always a medic. You were once in communication, but your brother convinced you to become a medic when he showed you some tips and tricks. Which you ate up like a starved animal. You never knew how much this would help further your career in the military, especially after witnessing the tragedy that has left a deep wound in your heart for the rest of your life.
A/N: Guess whose birthday it is today. Definitely not mine 😉 so I'm breaking from requests for a day to give myself, and yourself, a treat. I apologize in advance for any mistakes. This was written on the day of even though I tried to start before. 😅
Celebrating your birthday with them. (Platonically)
Word Count: 3.3K
Can I request the 141 team x reader
Where reader is kinda stupid and a tall fox like person, has super sharp canines and while they are cuddling maybe it goes to fair and reader bites them and says "look I marked you lol" just stares at it for a moment before (either cleaning it up with a medkit or with their mouth) idk I'm craving something that's like me and I have sharp canines.
If you have done something like this please feel free to delete!
[A/n:Mm, this is different, I like it. Thank you for requesting]
Summary:Your a foxy person with sharp teeth, one day you accidentally bite them alittle to hard and help clean the bite
Type:Short Scenarios: Price X M!Reader: Ghost X M!Reader: Soap X M!Reader: Gaz X M!Reader
Version:Mw2
He's already use to your foxyness, that's why your a good sniper. He's used to it, nothing can really surprise him when do these foxy shenanigans. When you guys where cuddling his back was pressed against your chest, he was just laying there, caressing your hand gently. He was half way asleep when you bite him. He jumped and quickly turned around.
"Haha, look i marked you...actually, that looks like it hurts"
You got up dragging Ghost with you. He'll never tell you about the raging blush behind his mask. Getting the first aid kit you gently cleaned the bite. Ghost was quiet still half asleep, that's why he didn't say anything before.
"And there"
Kissing the bite gently you patted his thigh before you both headed back to bed, him staying up alittle longer than he hoped just touching the bite mark slightly, a small blush still on his face.
You were foxy yes, but you were also a crazy good sniper because of that so he never stopped you. Your small pranks were harmless at least, besides the time you and Soap planted C4 near the base to scare the new recruits. You two had a earload from price and a hell of a punishment. Price was reading in bed, sitting up while you layed on him. He had his book rested on your head. Staring at his thigh before glancing up at him. Biting his thign he yelped.
"OW-Fuck!"
Hitting you upside the head with the book he had he gently rubbed the spot you bit. You looked up at him with a sad look before lifting his shorts and boxers to find the bite mark. Price watched as you licked and kissed the bite mark gently "cleaning" it. Chuckling at this he patted your head and got back to his book. Hoping to hide his face. You sucking at his thigh has him alittle flustered.
He helped in your shenanigans. It's one if his favorite activities. Running around with his boyfriend messing with people and playing pranks. Its so fun, he calls them dates instead if messing around. He'd probably be laying on top of you, hugging your neck, napping. His small snores making you smile, but the drool on your neck not so much. Chuckling to yourself you kiss his shoulder. Looking at him, like your waiting for something. Deciding it was safe you opened your mouth, stilling looking at him, you bit him. Hard. Hearing a small yelp you felt his shoulder collide with your jaw. Letting out a groan you rubbed your jaw. Gaz looked at you horrified, not processing you bit him.
"Huh?! What happened?!"
Gently grabbed your face Gsz kissed your Jaw to hopefully help it. You smiled tapping his non exposed shoulder.
"I marked you. See?"
You pushed his sleeve out of the way so he could see it. Sighing Gaz stood up to find the first aid kit, it was a bad bite, probably because he slammed(?) His shoulder into your jaw as soon as he felt pressure on it. Cleaning the bite Gaz looked at you, now proped on your elbows staring at him. Gaz gave a small smile before looking back at the bite mark.
He loves how foxy you are, he now has an excuse to call you foxy, hinting at the fact he thinks your hot. The C4 thing got him in a but load of trouble but doing it with you made it 10x more worth. Sitting next to you on the couch, well more like leaning against you. Soap was on his phone, going back and forth with some silly arguments with his siblings, since there all in a group chat. Looking back at you Soap went on about how his sister were saying something about him being single, and how he wanted a photo with you. Smiling you nodded. Soap smiled back with a wide grin, getting his phone camera ready, he lifted it above his head to get the both of you. Soap Smiled wide, eyes closing slightly. Deciding to take this change, you bit his cheek. The picture took a second before he reacted, it being of Soap smiling wide with his eyes closed, and you biting his cheek, so they couldn't see your face.
"OW! What the hell!"
You smiled cheeky and kissed the bite. He still sent the picture but now he was grumby, punching you slightly.
"Love you too Soap"
He just grumbled something under his breath.
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[A/n:all my other requests are Scenarios so they might take longer. Thank you for requesting]
Can you do poly Alejandro and Rudy with a reader who hides from them when ever there upset
I kind of interpreted this as the reader hiding from them when the reader is upset, if that’s not what you had in mind, let me know! ❤️
Hi ! I don't know if you've ever had this request but can I ask for Price, Soap and Alejandro where the reader gets a mental breakdown ? Like for König, Ghost and Valeria :-) Thanks xoxo
Hey hey, sorry that it took me ages to fulfill your request!
Stupid me wrote for König ghost and Val again, cause yeah, I forgot that I had already wrote that for them🫡👍
Hope you’re enjoying it anyways, have a nice day/night
- he knows how to deal with you, it is more instinct than experience, although he has that too
- depending on what you like and what you do not like he acts
- you need physical contact? You are in his arms faster than you can look, your head buried against his chest while he gently strokes your head and back.
- Price knows with which words he has to calm you down
- you don't want physical contact or words? He sits down next to you and listens to you.
- you don't want to talk? It's ok, he stays with you as long as you want him to.
- you want him to leave? He leaves immediately and makes you your favorite food and drink
- he puts it in front of your door, knocks and leaves so that he does not disturb you further
- he just wants to make sure you have enough to eat and drink, and that you know he is there when you need him
- you don't want to be alone? No problem cook your favorite food with him
- you just want to cuddle and watch a movie? No problem, he has already provided snacks
- he can sit next to you for hours and just listen to you
- you want professional help? He has an appointment with a psychologist faster than you can count to three.
- no matter what it is, no matter what you need, you will get it
- because he wants to see you happy
- you deserve to be happy
- when he is not in the country, it is a little difficult for him to give you support, he doesn't have many friends and no one from his family is living either
- the employees he left the villas to, take care of you though, they are kind hearted people and are more family to Price than his biological parents and relatives ever were.
- However, if you are near laswell and her wife, Price will gladly leave you in their care because he knows that you are in good hands there.
- No matter where he finds you, whether at home or at his base, he is immediately by your side
- he is a little confused at first, did something happen? Did someone do something to you? Is it something you can change? Tell him, he is worried
- he pulls you into his arms and presses you to his chest, he wants you to know that he is with you and nothing can happen to you
- you hear from him the sweetest words while he tries his best to calm you down
- many kisses on your forehead, even if you don't really like physical contact
- he thinks it is best that you feel the presence and warmth of another person at such a time
- he immediately offers you to do something, be it cooking, sports or a movie, distraction is the best medicine
- he asks you questions without you really noticing, he wants to know the reason for your mental breakdown without addressing you directly and risking that you might close yourself off from him completely
- he hates to see you like this, knowing that it is normal from time to time
- he just wants to see your happy YOU, because he wants you to be happy, you deserve to be happy
- he also lets you have a warm bath when you need one, massages your shoulders and takes care of you all day long.
- when he is not present you are either with his family and his mother and also his father take care of you
- his parents treat you like their own child and do everything to make you feel better
- his sisters are also by your side and support you as much as they can
- if no one from his family is around then Alejandro knows that he can rely on Rudy, Rudy may not be him but Alejandro knows that he can entrust you to Rudy.
- you are one big family
- he is a little overwhelmed with the situation at the beginning, but he acts quite instinctively and pulls you into his arms
- the first thing he asks you is what's wrong, if you need help or if you are hurt.
- he looks at your body, you don't seem to be hurt, but what is it then? Is it something psychological?
- He tries to calm you down and lightens the mood with jokes.
- when it doesn't work he tells you stories that happened to him, that he fell headfirst out of a helicopter during a mission thanks to Ghost's terrible flying skills and that Price held him by his pants, tore them and he had to complete the rest of the mission without pants after they reached the ground
- he hears a soft laugh? That's his reason to tell more stupid stories
- he likes your face so much more when you smile
- after you seem to have calmed down a bit he asks you if you want to eat something, saying that all the stories have made him hungry, but he just wants you to eat something so that your body has enough energy
- when you want something to eat he immediately drives to your favorite fast food place
- you want something mexican? He is the first to call Alejandro, even if he should still be asleep due to the time difference, he wants the best recipe he can get, and that's why he calls Alejandro.
- he tries to talk to you carefully while you are eating, but if he notices that you are not ok with it, he asks if you want to watch a movie while you are eating
- if you want to talk about it he likes to listen to you all night long
- he's out of the country and you're not feeling well? Go to mommy McTavish, she is already waiting for you with open arms, warm food and a warm hug.
- no matter where he finds you, he immediately knows what the problem is
- he is not really the type to touch you, so he just sits next to you
- he tells you calmly and with a deep voice that you have to breathe in and out deeply
- sweet words leave your mouth, he does this not just to make you feel better but because he thinks you deserve them
- he gently strokes your head and back when he really likes you, while you slowly calm down thanks to his breathing exercises
- he wants you to know that he is there for you
- he is asking you out what the problem is, he doesn't want to waste his time and yours and maybe make the problem worse
- it may seem insensitive but he is doing this for your own good, the sooner he knows what the problem is the sooner he can help you properly
- but if you just want to talk, that's ok, he is already analyzing the real problem
- you want to eat something?ok, from where do you want to get something? He drives you there
- he is always there for you, don't forget that
- the first thing she does is ask if anyone has hurt you, if so, that bastard will die no matter who it is.
- she hates to see you like this, you should be happy and enjoy your life, cause you deserve it
- she pulls you into her arms and her smell gives you instant comfort, she smells of roses and the finest spices
- she may not understand what is going on or why you are feeling this way but if her presence helps you to feel better she will do everything to give you what you need
- she would not like to leave you alone at this time, even if you want to be alone.
- she cooks for you anything you want
- if she can not be with you, her mother is always near you and helps you
- he probably knows best how you feel
- he is not really good at calming you down, but he try’s his best, pulls you into his lap, wraps his arms around your body and covers you with a blanket
- Warmth helps, at least he thinks it does
- he is not really talkative either, but he murmurs softly in your ear how strong you are, that everything will be alright and that you will soon be able to laugh again
- he gently strokes your head, back and gives you kisses on the forehead
- he would never leave you in such a situation even if you want to be alone, because he does not want to leave you alone
- he just wants to show you that he is always with you
- when you fall asleep he puts you carefully in his bed and goes to make you something to eat like schnitzel and French fries or some other traditional food from his region
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
feel free to add on
A/N: It's finally here! Thank yall, for being patient, I appreciate all the support of the last two chapters. Shoutout to @asterionex for being a baller. As always, ask box is open xoxo
Reader x Vampire!141
Word count: 2.9k (a little shorter, sorry)
Warnings: blood, biting, suggestive elements, vampirism, mild dubcon but nothing explicit. Soap being a jackass.
Songs for this chapter: West Coast Smoker by Fall Out Boy, actually pretty much the whole Folie a Deux album. Feel free to send song recs or let me know if yall'd want a playlist.
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You flinched as Soap strutted towards you, closing your eyes and mentally preparing for the sensation of his teeth sinking into you. But then… his footsteps kept going. He walked right past you and you opened your eyes to see him sitting down at the end of your bed.
I am really relived ;w;
I just really love your headcanon about König and wondered...
Would you maybe do Platonic Yandere! König, Simon Riley and Captain Price with Childhood friend! Y/n? (You can choose any of them)
I CHOOSE- all of 'em.
Cw: dark, platonic yandere, threats, canon violence, murder.
Wc: 1.2k
Not much was known about König outside of his moniker and the basic knowledge about his specialty and kill count. People who are powerful enough to find his file will only know how he failed to qualify for a recon sniper and joined KorTac after being a part of KSK (the Kommando Spezialkräfte - the Special Forces Command).
His personal life, however, was something he guarded with his life, a secret he would bring to the grave. His civilian life was almost nonexistent, his file didn't even have his name, and the military simply knew him as König; King, in german - a king among kings.
