hai there

Budget cuts. - Funny and Hilarious -

Help the dog

what if you found that in your bed?

i would cuddle that fucking dog thats what i would do

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

i’m trying to make this movie less awful

i have been in the avatar fandom for about 8 years I’m pretty sure this is the first time i have ever seen a gif from this movie

Antarctica leads the world in Emperor Penguins. Who can beat that?

The leader in Brazil nuts is not brazil

India for movies yasss

Nothing goes better together than raspberries and nuclear warheads

i love eating beef *nudge nudge*

who is she

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

Well no wonder teenagers scare the living shit out of him

*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol

she like “I sure the fuck did”