cmon child safety lid you know it's me

I call this the Hagar IRA

And he’s upset why?

This is a behind the scenes from a TV show. He’s the guy who plays the character whose gravestone it is. He’s mad that people are memeing a behind the scenes photo of a fictional character’s death because he happens to play that character.

I’m not sure if I should laugh or hit my head on the desk over this one.

The face I just made 🙄

My favourite part that this is leaving out is that by the end he and the rest of the cast weren’t getting along and they did a full on photoshoot in front of his grave.

if he doesn’t want us to use THAT photo, it seems like we’ve got three malicious-compliance-ready replacements right here

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

my daily routine

A true warrior queen has risen

just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America