Every time I make a viral post about mental illness or neurodivergency I get people in my notes saying "I'm not officially diagnosed but" and I don't know how to break it to them that I'm not either, I just read a lot and think about what I read

"But what if you're wrong about what you have?" Then I made a mistake about something localized entirely within my own brain and it's no business of yours

"But what if you misrepresent one of the conditions?" Okay that one is actually a legitimate concern, and I handle it by listening to a wide variety of people who have the condition so I don't accidentally exclude their experiences

What’s a little f slur between friends

Spitroasting

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

Oh thank God someone explained this.

lichen lycan. is this anything.

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]

I want to make everyone aware of Germany’s rehearsal outfit

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

died and came back trans call that an autopsurgery

[guy who doesn't want people to know he's a reanimated corpse voice] uh yeah they're um. top surgery scars. yeah i'm transgender.

i wanna make porn for my friends but none of them would like it

PUTER NOUNS I REPEAT PUTER NOUNS

computer/computers/computerself

hack/hacks/hackself

hack/hacker/hackers/hackerself

hacker/hackers/hackerself

file/files/fileself

disk/disks/diskself

.wav/.wav/.wavself

.jpg/.jpgs/.jpgself

.png/.pngs/.pngself

.gif/.gifs/.gifself

.mp4/.mp4s/.mp4self

.mp3/.mp3s/.mp3self

.woff/.woffs/.woffself

.ttf/.ttfs/.tffself

desktop/desktops/desktopself

PC/PCs/PCself

monitor/monitors/monitorself

tech/techs/techself

💻/💻s/💻self

🖱️/🖱️s/🖱️self

💾/💾s/💾self

💿/💿s/💿self

⌨️/⌨️s/⌨️self

🖥️/🖥️s/🖥️self

puter/puters/puterself ( yes i included this as a bonus silly no i don't have any regrets wdym ??? )

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

Pokemon Heritage Post

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

male and female are not opposing forces that cancel each other out. you're allowed to be both, at the same time, even, if that's how you feel. you can be a boy who's a girl. you can be a girl who's a boy. same with masculinity and femininity. they're not mutually exclusive. you don't have to sacrifice one to have the other. you dont have to choose one to like and one to hate. you CAN have both, again, if that's how you feel.

male and female are not opposing forces that cancel each other out. you're allowed to be both, at the same time, even, if that's how you feel. you can be a boy who's a girl. you can be a girl who's a boy. same with masculinity and femininity. they're not mutually exclusive. you don't have to sacrifice one to have the other. you dont have to choose one to like and one to hate. you CAN have both, again, if that's how you feel.

male and female are not opposing forces that cancel each other out. you're allowed to be both, at the same time, even, if that's how you feel. you can be a boy who's a girl. you can be a girl who's a boy. same with masculinity and femininity. they're not mutually exclusive. you don't have to sacrifice one to have the other. you dont have to choose one to like and one to hate. you CAN have both, again, if that's how you feel.

male and female are not opposing forces that cancel each other out. you're allowed to be both, at the same time, even, if that's how you feel. you can be a boy who's a girl. you can be a girl who's a boy. same with masculinity and femininity. they're not mutually exclusive. you don't have to sacrifice one to have the other. you dont have to choose one to like and one to hate. you CAN have both, again, if that's how you feel.