African American Horror Story

crying

Us Black kids know not to answer “what” to our parents.

And the ones that let it slip out are no longer with us.

I like it nasty and a lil’ bit romantic.

wise words

I miss the president THINKING full stop

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

Flying a drone through fireworks

I really don’t think anything exists man

i finally got my moment

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This is what the vegans want. This is vegan propaganda

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

I don’t feel like I’m 6'4. it just kinda feels like everyone’s small.

Just say you’re 6'4 and go

i shouldve stayed gone

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

“why is wonder woman even so important???”

me:

Wonder Woman teaching young girls about feminism. Superheroes is not only for boys. Young girls finally has representation. Its so important

Putting the current state of US politics in perspective: 196 members of Congress just sued the president & it's not even a front page story

lmaooo

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

Flirt with me wtf