y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

forbidden pockys

what is happening

*casually leaves this here*

Focus

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

Recruiter looking at my college transcript: so you used to get such good grades… what happened the past few semesters?

Me: well I used to have a lot of motivation and energy and everything but then…

Them: …then?

Me:

Bernie Sanders…. with a gun?

who is gonna tell this person

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t    s u c k 

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS