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Unga Bunga

@ultramilesmanner

[Carlos/22/♂/♎/US]
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dadphone

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

forbidden pockys

what is happening

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excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

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albertserra

Recruiter looking at my college transcript: so you used to get such good grades… what happened the past few semesters?

Me: well I used to have a lot of motivation and energy and everything but then…

Them: …then?

Me: