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You know how it is then, folks!

Source ~ Jellycat

Forest Fauna Bear

sitcom behavior

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

For whom the sneef snorfs

music & a bite to eat is life

playing my game

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

Nicolai Fechin

The Slaughterhouse 1919

Art Russia

I need you in my life man. You're the only guy I know who can say "ganondorf" like the smash bros announcer. Please just come back and be my little ganondorf jester please

i need friends that want to go to the library with me & want to go to the aquarium with me & want to play board games with me & want to sit in silence with me & want to go grocery shopping with me & want to kiss me & want to live forever with me

Catfishes are my favorite fishes

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

this came to me in a dream

I really want to like this video, but we have giant isopods (Bathynomus giganteus) at our local aquarium and I learned about their stressed behaviors and the poor fella is hella stressed. Giant isopods they only move to eat or escape predators because they need to conserve energy. Two of them were swimming which means they're probably quite stressed.

Plus taking them out of the water is the biggest problem here because the live in extremely cold water so it's probably also overheating. Hell, oceanic hermit crabs try to escape your hand's warmth even if you're holding them under water and they live in relatively warm water in comparison to giant isopods.

Educating children and introducing them to oceanic life is important, but not at the cost of the animal's comfort and safety.

Gosh! That’s horrid, I had no idea! D:

If you're wondering what proper giant isopod education and interaction entails and maybe need a pick me up, the Monterey Bay aquarium has a monitored touchpool with 4 isopods to gently pet so no one isopod gets too stressed, the water is absolutely frigid (which also helps with keeping people from bothering them too much) and they are never picked up, unless it's by a trained individual. They feel like sandpaper btw.

They're my favorite aquarium because I am biased and because they help do research on the animals they keep. When possible they try to rescue animals and only keep ones that are unreleasable and/or breed them so they aren't pulling animals from the wild as much as possible and because captive bred animals experience less stress in displays.

Once again a win for Monterey Bay Aquarium! Good for them and good for their isopods. :>

Do as I say not as I do I guess

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this