oh god no sensory experience compares to playing mancala. like the little stones. the perfect wooden wells. the satisfaction of the dropping noises. it’s like heaven

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

It's the academia

absolutely obsessed with this guy who is gaslighting an ant

hey sorry i'm late i wandered into a liminal space

what do you mean i've been missing for 10 years

lying to people in positions of power (landlords, rental agencies, employers) to get what u want (a flat, a job, whatever) is cool and u should do it more often.

maybe it’s the Older Sibling in me but lying to people outright, by omission, or by implication is a useful skill. if the landlord says it’s not a party flat tell them you’re relieved to hear that because you hated living with people who had people over a lot. no you didn’t meet your future roommates through a facebook flatmate searching group, you met through mutual friends. you’re neurotypical and love working with people, customer service is your passion! you used to do tons of volunteer work in high school while also juggling extracurriculars and maintaining good grades which shows you’re really good at time management and like being busy, nevermind the fact that your school required you to do those volunteer hours. lie on the spot! adapt! you too can be the perfect person for every single situation! don’t feel bad about it! there’s no reason to be honest as long as it won’t directly be clockable as a lie!

what caused italians to make all those gory movies in the 70s and 80s

you know how it is with spaghetti

So do seahorses read fpreg.

Purple Oceans

For about seven-eights of the Earth’s history, its oceans were extremely rich in sulfides. This would have prevented animals and plants from surviving in 70% of the planet. But it was a great habitat for photosynthetic bacteria that require sulfides and sunlight to live. Known as purple and green sulfur bacteria (because those are the two colors it comes in) these single-celled microbes can only live in environments where they simultaneously have access to sulfides and sunlight.

That they thrived in the sulfide-rich ocean has been confirmed with the finding of fossilized pigments of purple sulfur bacteria in 1.6 billion-year-old rocks from the McArthur Basin in Northern Australia.

i looked up purple sulfur bacteria and now i’m laughing bc the ocean must’ve looked like a giant glass of grape juice, these things really are purple

WINE DARK SEA! WINE DARK SEA!!!

I refuse to believe this did not happen in canon

@blackkatmagic

After Tokyo 2020 this map remains the same. All men’s water polo gold medal winners since 2000 were born inside this circle.

pringles iron maiden

[reaches in]

AAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!! AAUUUGHH FUCK! SON OF A FREAKING MOTHER!!

[grabs chip] 

hoooh… okay. I’m okay. :)

[pulls my hand back out]

SHIT FUCKING HELL! AAAAHHHH AAAAAOOOOHH WHY-

[chip crunching]

mmm, yummy yummy! I think I’ll have another! :D [reaches in-]

this image is slaughtering me

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

the most 2014 post possible

im soup

if i fits im soup

mother mother doing nfts this is the worst timeline

thank god

Look at how easy it is to say "A'ight we fucked up. Our bad. We were wrong, and we will right it." Look. It's that easy. And yet thousands of people try so desperately to make themselves the victim when called our of their bullshit. Just like. Accept you fucked up and grow.