ultra-unicorn-pizza-universe reblogged
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
bhasically

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
bhasically
rare
are those like custom president socks you get for being a president
^^^^^^^
Whens girls keep taking screen shots of your messages, so you send voice messages instead:
that's some clever shit
gif credit: kianawley
oh damn
Troye Boy
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
pretty much
1) lush bath bombs make me feel like a mermaid 2) I was about to post that typical “look at my legs” pic but I haven’t shaved in about 4 weeks and that’d just be unpleasant for all of us
you are my best friend.
k, im done
food+wifi+youtube= life <3
google is like the sober friend that takes care of you
pretty much.
