the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

bhasically

rare

are those like custom president socks you get for being a president

^^^^^^^

Whens girls keep taking screen shots of your messages, so you send voice messages instead:

that's some clever shit

gif credit: kianawley

oh damn

Troye Boy

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

pretty much

1) lush bath bombs make me feel like a mermaid 2) I was about to post that typical “look at my legs” pic but I haven’t shaved in about 4 weeks and that’d just be unpleasant for all of us

you are my best friend.

k, im done

brb dyin

google is like the sober friend that takes care of you 

pretty much.