got mistaken for a little dog and a milf put me in her purse

THE MILVENING CONTINUES

THERE ARE ONLY EIGHT MILVES LEFT‼️

we (the gay council) sincerely thank you all for the enthusiastic participation, and hope you will join us for rounds five and six of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. pastramis has updated the bracket above to show the latest results.

we are literally soooo behind but we are SO back baby! all brackets will be updated below as the results come in hot.

milf lovers grab your therapist's number!

ROUND ONE MATCHUPS

TESTIMONIALS

"Gay rights is when a female character created explicitly for the straight male gaze in the original series eventually MILFS UP and DATES A WOMAN!!! also she adopts borg kids."

"Obviously"

MORTICIA WINS‼️

In the fifth round of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET, Morticia Addams will go up against: The Xenomorph Queen

TESTIMONIALS

"great. incredible. mean but loves her shitty little adopted daughter. would kill a man. the tv show does NOT get it."

"She's a mother, she's an older woman, she's a girlboss, she's got a weird gay relationship with Supergirl, she's horny all the time, she's played by Calista Flockhart"

YENNEFER WINS‼️

In the fifth round of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET, Yennefer of Vengerberg will go up against: Melissa Schemmenti

TESTIMONIALS

"outfit always slays. terrible mother. physically abuses the physical manifestation of her soul. killed god."

"When she was flirting with a shapeshifter and he was saying they were too different to be together and said 'Every 16 hours, I turn into a liquid,' she just shrugged and said 'I can swim."

LWAXANA TROI WINS‼️

In the fifth round of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET, Lwaxana Troi will go up against: Captain Kathryn Janeway

TESTIMONIALS

"She's in command. she's cunning. she's done war crimes (affectionate). she flirts with everything, including herself. and And it is a crime they never let her dress in age of sail costumes or wear a stetson. but if they had that may have broken the internet. If she stepped on me i would get a tattoo of the boot print."

"Sexy as fuck mid-forties divorcee running a sports club? Sharp tongued and broken hearted and good at making a mess of things but with an enormous heart and those HIPS? LEGS? SMILE? HELLO?"

CAPTAIN JANEWAY WINS‼️

In the fourth round of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET, Captain Kathryn Janeway will go up against: Lwaxana Troi

TESTIMONIALS

"no one is doing it like her: literally the worst mother in the entire series, and will never change. in the books, she fucked her twin brother next to their son's corpse. emulates her father's politics and doesn't realize he's the rot plaguing the country and her family both lol. played by LENA HEADEY on the show. also in the books, she also hired a guy who looked like her middle school crush and he stole her entire fleet, and sent everyone who mildly inconvenienced her to the Frankenstein Dungeon. she's even bisexual"

"She may not be a mother, but she’s a second grade teacher, so she’s got loads of kids! They’re all “hers” for the school year, and she loves them. She’s got a tough, no-nonsense South Philly attitude, but she’s also capable of profound tenderness and is very nurturing of young minds. And she’s a Philly 11!"

MELISSA SCHEMMENTI WINS‼️

In the fifth round of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET, Melissa Schemmenti will go up against: Yennefer of Vengerberg