LOL. "We tried to be assholes, and Joe Biden turned it around on us. So now we're assholes, but not the way we wanted to be! WHAAAAAAAA!!!"
Get fucked, losers.
Reblogging this one to keep the “Little Bitch Report Form” around for later
wylan and the other crows
Please I love them
Eywa blessed! Spider thought (idk who made that au😭 i can’t keep track of all the blogs here)
Blessed Spider just doing this shit
just so casually, since he can’t really ride an ikran, he just, does this instead.
Anonymous asked:
I think that after a few months and quite a few sunburns, the clan's resident playboy Spider will realize that wearing human clothes might not be that bad when compared to having to go to the tsahìk every other week or so because your back is in agony and your skin is peeling off. That will lead to Norm coming in clutch and bringing him a set of light, white robes which he and a few of the other scientists managed to put together for him, knowing that he doesn't like modern clothing. And once curly, long-haired Spider is unleashed upon the world of Pandora, the Metkayina teenage population is done for, there will be no more peace for anyone.
That, and the eventual reality of Jake waking up all groggy one morning, only to see a blurry figure of a man with long hair and white robes standing in the entrance of the marui, illuminated by the sunrise, and going: "Jesus?"
PLEASE LMAOOO THAT SOUNDS GREAT 😂😂 poor Jake.
But the ask aside, imagine tanned Spider 😳 like I’m a big tan Spider truther, idk why some ppl draw him looking like a vamp but it’s gonna get even deeper when he’s living in Awa’atlu! The shnburns will realistically be a problem but once he’s completely tanned he’ll just have to make sure to keep his skin moisturised and it’ll be fine✨
Imagine the Metkayina discovering that humans can change skin color🫢
Darker skinned Na’vi exist, but we never saw one actually tan, so they’d be in aw of him like we’re in aw of chameleons, and his popularity will skyrocket even more! 😂
I should propably write that in part three…🫢
me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*
our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal
me and my brother:
When I was a kid I was talking to my psychiatrist with my dad and I mentioned some stuff and he went "let me get an ADHD questionnaire" and Dad was like "I mean, that's all normal stuff for me" and he went "okay, let me get two ADHD questionnaires".
We both forgot to fill them out.
my mom, when I told her I was diagnosed with Autism: "But why?" Me: *Lists everything including the fact that if they had believed girls could be autistic when I was a child, would have been diagnosed when I was three* My Mom: "But that's just all normal stuff..." Me: "uhhh... Mom.... Imma send you a link..."
When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.
Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you're hiring four.
You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. 'Earn up to 21.50/hr' no. Either you're paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.
It has been amazing to see how aids has been controlled, definitely a win for humanity
“Hey, hey. New guy must be in 💕love 💕with you!”
I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)
Redraw of the iconic Naruto & Sasuke kissing scene with Bakugou & Deku.
I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it
dotted-sixteenth
One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.
sunnyrae20
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lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.
They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭
that is hands down the funniest addition to this post
alcohol was something like a ritual substance they would drink to enhance their driving. nobody knows how their great civilization fell
Bobby: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Buck: Thanks, it's the trauma.
You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.
“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”
“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.”
“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.”
“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”
“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”
“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”
