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Ultimate Ships For All

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I ship everything. Literally.

Mystic Messenger AU~

All of the characters keep the memories from the previous games, feeling hurt when they see you again and all you do is blank them to talk and date the next person on the list. This mostly happens with Zen, being as he is mostly one of the first few routes people choose.

Summed up in a song: Dancing On My Own- Callum Scott

Ah yes Voltron, that show about cats. I took a buzzfeed “which cat breed r u” personality quiz 5 times, once as every character, and these are the resulting cats! Except Shiro got the same cat as Hunk so I just gave him the Token Pure White Cat haha. Hunk = squitten, Lance = siamese, Pidge = calico, Keith = maine coon.

@harasharaved​ U R RIGHT HE WOULD BE (idk how to copy tags so I just screenshotted them lmao)

@mangami WHAT DID WE SAY WHAT DID WE FLUFFING SAY

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

I just got woken up by notifications on my phone. At 4am. Notifications from someone on Instagram fully explaining the difference between American biscuits and British ones. Why the fuck do you lot put gravy on biscuits? I’m sobbing.

I have been trying to sleep for like 3 hours and yet I am still awake, because of Skype. ROLE PLAYS RUIN YOUR LIVES, TRUST ME

I just got woken up by notifications on my phone. At 3am. Notifications from someone on Instagram fully explaining the difference between American biscuits and British ones. Why the fuck do you lot put gravy on biscuits? I’m sobbing.

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[Klance] I’m (NOT) Falling Into Love Original: Haven’t Had Enough by Mariana’s Trench

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Lyrics/Vocals: Akiran/@aki-ran Art: Emu/@emuyh-art/@emuyh

I don’t think I’ve ever made a ship song? But, I LOVE Voltron and love probably every ship imaginable, and was inspired by this video to make a Klance rewrite! Thanks so much to Emu for allowing me to use her art! This will be the last thing I churn out before I leave for Japan, but not for good! Lately I’ve been thinking about possibly making a Patreon, but OTL Please enjoy! PS I was hoping to get Lance/Keith fan VAs for the song, but that certainly didn’t happen, but the parts that they were made to sing are noted below!

Lyrics:

LANCE: Don’t remember me? ‘Cuz you’re busy Drivin’ ‘round that ship like you’re best thing You, your stupid hair; I don’t get why, why No, I still hate you, don’t see What’s great about you. Can’t believe that You’re a part of my crew. So why can’t I just take my eyes of you, you?
KEITH: And I don’t even know why you think we’re some kind of rivals Why can’t we just get along together? Are we in denial?
BOTH: [Chorus] But it broke down so fast, One look and I almost crashed Straight to your arms, Cradling with all your charm But we’ve gotta save our Universe but I can’t help Falling into love, I’m falling into love Yeah, it’s been how long? In space but I can’t be wrong You’re fantastic But it’s not like I’ll admit We’re more than bonding, but it’s not like I’ll Say falling into love, I’m not falling into love [with you]
KEITH: Can’t believe this guy, he’s so flashy Tryna pick up chicks like he’s so classy Dumb, can’t pilot, so why can’t I move on, Can’t move on
LANCE: And I can’t help but think we could be more than just us misfits, Red and blue together can be more; but I won’t admit it
BOTH: [Chorus]
LANCE: Can’t you feel it? But I’ll never tell you. (Can’t believe it; why can’t I admit?)
KEITH: I can feel it. But I don’t know about you. (Can’t believe it; why can’t he admit?)
[CRINGE-Y DIALOGUE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KLANCE TALKING]
BOTH: [Chorus]
Testing, testing, I’m just suggesting, You and I might just be the best thing.

CAN I DRAW THIS? I MIGHT HAVE TO DRAW THIS!