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like these are butch lesbians to me
biblically accurate angel
One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters
An entire generation of scientists, engineers, and psychos with access to amphetamines owe so much to them
My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OK my dad also got it
DYLAN!
i think everyone who’s against high speed railways and other forms of public transit in america should be forced to live in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing but their weak little legs to carry them to the nearest source of food a mile away along several busy roads under the hot hot sun
for your crimes against convenience i sentence thee to life in frogger
i think everyone who’s against high speed railways and other forms of public transit in america should be forced to live in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing but their weak little legs to carry them to the nearest source of food a mile away along several busy roads under the hot hot sun
[Looks up from my my mystical orb] "A 12 year old has just invented the world's most badass snack."
sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful
this was the guy leaving comments on pornhub
"who give a shit"
I mentioned it before but it is very striking to me that as of the last tumblr update, there are now no (0) ways to open someone's desktop blog from a dashboard post. like you can't access the url dot tumblr dot com page at all now unless you already know it exists. imo this seems like a canary that personal blog pages will be gone very shortly, which would suck, since to me that is one of the only good things this site has going for it
Correction: you can still open the top-level URL.tumblr.com link from someone's avatar on the dashboard (so, someone you follow). Actually, I should specify. Here's a post on the dashboard with seven ways to access a post:
So you can access the custom blog, but not a post on a custom blog, despite the plethora of links. Very annoying.
No, here’s the worst part: you can indeed get the link of the post you are clicking on and view it on the person’s custom blog!
IT’S JUST ON THE FUCKING MEATBALL MENU TIMESTAMP INSTEAD FOR SOME REASON I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SITE
oh my god
I'm glad someone found it because I was trying to get to a prev tags and I ended up searching for the post in the person's blog
i have been middle clicking the icon to open the blog in a new tab for years and it has never stopped working