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Deep Frog

do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”

— H. P. Lovecraft,

At the Mountains of Madness

This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

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kuroii98

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

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Shirt idea:

A mega milk shirt but it says “mega Milf”

thats a terrible idea, how a bout a mega milk shirt that says “mega Man” instead

why not both you silly goose

mega milf is sexual…. mega man is gamer…. its that simple.

here’s a new idea: how about we go down to the local pond and feed some ducks it’ll be good, clean fun

Alright! Joey lets go feed those little Duckies ASAP!

Stop right there you hooligans!

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Feeding ducks bread can cause them to choke or even die! If you care about the ducks please do not feed your feathered friends bread. 

Up yours Copper!

I need back up, BACK UP

IM COMING FOR YOU YOU DUCK FEEDING FUCK

PIGS! YOULL NEVER GET ME

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US Government: *invests millions of dollars and time and research into countless programs desperately trying to get kids more active*

Pokemon Go:

going outside to detach yourself from reality in search of pokemon is not being active.

Bitch if the body movin you active

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This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck

Unmute this immediately

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

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I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Imagine coming to a hostile alien world and being attacked by a horde of creatures that can weigh up to 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph), and bite with a force of 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf).

By the time you realise that they can traverse water, it’s too late. The surviving members of your unit manage to make it back by shedding their excess gear and running for their lives; the slower ones were crushed to death within minutes.

You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.

The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.

Hippopotamus.”

This is giving me the biggest, creepiest grin I might have ever grinned 

alien soldier: *heavy breathing* holy shit………….HOLY SHIT DUDE DO NOT SIGN UP FOR THE AUSTRALIA UNIT

Emu Wars II: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes

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The ends justifies the means

When you write shit code but it still works somehow so you leave it be

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honestly Pokemon go is probably going to help a lot with people who have depression because rather than laying in bed all day we are getting up and going outside and actually enjoying ourselves rather than laying in bed all day

someone already reblogged this saying how much is helps this is wonderful thank u Pokemon

i think it’s time to flood my dash with positive pokemon go stuff