peter parker is bisexual and no one can convince me otherwise
🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵
🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ with somebody…🎵
casual survey: reblog if you’re feeling gay right now
reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.
Then who makes music for tops?
Nicki Minaj
I LOVE her
Nicki Minaj makes music for girls who peg their boyfriends
When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness
LMFAOOOO
That death stare gave me chills
“Mentally I’m at least 5′11. Physically? Don’t worry about it”
— SwaggerSouls
some of you never got your lips stuck in a gate ten days after you turned 8 and your friends all laughed and you just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and you had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and you couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both your lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and you only knew like three words in polish except now you know four because oscar taught you the word for lip, “usta”
and it shows
brians really good at lulling you into a false sense of security and then FUCKING SCREAMING AT YOU
ᶦᶠ ᶦ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ˢᶦᵗ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ¹⁶ ᵐᶦⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ, ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵖᵒᵏᵉᵐᵒⁿ, ᶦ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᶦⁿ ʲᵃᶦˡ

