shit idk

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

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"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

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things you don’t point out about people:

don’t do it

don’t

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed) vs see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

sweet

idk how to break this to you but

. what the fuck is ur problem