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That tweet about Tricia Lockwood’s cat is going around tumblr again as a sort of semimeme and I wanted to commemorate it. Had to look up a bunch of pics of her for ref

things are going to be difficult. But you

are going to be difficulter

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

Speaking of stupid worldbuilding:

The reason wizard robes are literal eyesores, with the most garish, most flashy, most brightly colored patterns and the biggest hats one can imagine, is the same reason monarch butterflies are brightly colored

To quickly warn others that you are a fucking wizard

Just like how the butterfly colors & patterns warn of poison!

Are you implying that wizards are a species that evolved hats

You mean like Gnomes?!?!!

Pillows are a smaller bed for your head.

Music teachers can literally hear their students learning.

I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song

Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

"my stepdad's wife"

my calendar said it was on the 28th but chabad.org said it was today so

happy passover to everyone who celebrates!

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say “that doesn’t matter cuz you’re with me”. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner

As a bi woman who’s in a m/f relationship, who’s favorite oc is a bi man in a m/f relationship. This is very important to me!

husband kissed me this morning and murmured “mlm/wlw solidarity[1]” which is frankly the entire point of bi folks of different genders ending up together

[1] pronounced mlem and wooloowoo

oh my god the Owl and the Pussycat were bi

Me not quite understanding the Gamestop stock market situation but still enjoying it anyway because I get to watch rich stock market people freaking out over Reddit:

reblog to let him know that you love him

TIL dogs on mushrooms is a thing

i post for lesbians who become more like their father with each passing day

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

being a woman is like. i want to be monstrous. i want to be desired.

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Learning Guy Fieri is actually an excellent human being is what taught me to cool it a little on the cringe culture pile-ons. Like, this is a man who performs gay weddings, donates pretzel machines to schools for their fundraisers, gives a shitload of money to restaurant workers, and apparently lives on a ranch with 400 goats and a flock of peacocks. So who cares if he has wild spiky hair and draws flames on everything? He’s a good egg, and if making crazy hamburgers and shopping at hot topic makes him happy, then let him be happy! And if other people like “cringey” things, so what? Are they kind? Are they caring? Do they have several hundred goats? That’s what matters! 

Wait Guy Fieri is considered cringe? I just legit thought he has a cool aesthetic:

“Cringe” is just an excuse for people who bullied others as kids to keep bullying people into adulthood. Fuck cringe.

Chaotic angel

Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me