Emily Ann on Tumblr

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“I can’t see anything that I don’t like about you.”

“But you will.”

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry

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jackietaylcr

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me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

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i choked reading this

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me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower

self esteem:

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fozzie

in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

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localpixie

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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“you can choose your own groups for this project”

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Source: doll

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sporadicallystatic

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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

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the1975music

doucetorture asked:

Hii ! Can you explain your version of Somebody Else video ? What it is about, ect ? (: xx

the1975music answered:

It’s kinda like fight club but Matty fucks himself

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isaac

wifeschooldrop0ut

This is what I do on snapchat :(

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART