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.......slime man

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unfortunately i have gender envy for nandor the relentless in his gay little booty shorts and loud print button-up
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WHAT is that one poem (?), abt a modern worker contemplating the numerous forgotten who were actually responsible for all the ‘great’ deeds of history

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found it!!

A Worker Reads History Bertolt Brecht
Who built the seven gates of Thebes? The books are filled with names of kings. Was it the kings who hauled the craggy blocks of stone? And Babylon, so many times destroyed. Who built the city up each time? In which of Lima’s houses, That city glittering with gold, lived those who built it? In the evening when the Chinese wall was finished Where did the masons go? Imperial Rome Is full of arcs of triumph. Who reared them up? Over whom Did the Caesars triumph? Byzantium lives in song. Were all her dwellings palaces? And even in Atlantis of the legend The night the seas rushed in, The drowning men still bellowed for their slaves. Young Alexander conquered India. He alone? Caesar beat the Gauls. Was there not even a cook in his army? Phillip of Spain wept as his fleet was sunk and destroyed. Were there no other tears? Frederick the Great triumphed in the Seven Years War. Who triumphed with him? Each page a victory At whose expense the victory ball? Every ten years a great man, Who paid the piper? So many particulars. So many questions.
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So I just went through three notebooks to find this, because I knew it was there.

I was at the ROM, about six years ago, at a special exhibit on Babylon. And there was a brick, formerly part of a palace. And Nebuchadnezzar, the one who built the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, had had his name in cuneiform stamped on every single brick, to emphasize that he had built it.

And on this one, a workman had carved his own name, Zabina’, into the block too, in Aramaic. Here’s the brick. It’s 2600 years old.

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Dysphoria

[image id: a digital painting of data startrek, wired in to some sort of interface - a few panels of synthetic flesh and parts of his scalp have been removed to allow access to the digital workings underneath, lit up with periodic red and green lights. he is seen hunched over in 3/4s view, face turned down but half-lidded eyes turned to the viewer. his expression is passive but knowing. the background is largely dark, but you can make out a tangle of other wires around his outline. end id.]

hate that ODD ( oppositional defiant disorder ) " exist " so much because really really just bullshit .

doctors give name justify hurt and punish people that have " behaviour problems " ( often from developmental disabilities ) especially if brown or black .

and , even people who really do " just hate authority " always have reason . because family hurt , teachers hurt , doctors hurt , because try get help and no one would believe . anyone would hate authority if feel like all use that authority just sit back and watch .

ODD is like say , hate authority ? authority should better push down harder . no reason exist but for hurt people , refuse listen to real problems , make bodies .

having literally my second original tumblr post hit 3500+ notes is so fucking funny to me. feels like waking up from a coma in the middle of a packed football stadium. where am i. who are you people. why are you clapping for me.

I think reddit accidentally trained you to be the perfect tumblr funnyman. Welcome to tumblr, rock lee, let us just take off those ankle weights for you.

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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

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Sexual themes

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Congrats your old acc got on the world heritage posts blog

https://www.tumblr.com/eldergoodra/720014092000247808

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i have to be real i fucking hate that post. im dead serious. i do not like that its being circulated around again because its always just been an in for people to be ableist to me about a brain condition that i cant help. the person who declared it a 'world heritage post' did so without my permission and i just attempted to contact them to get their reblog of it removed. i wish they had contacted me beforehand because now im just getting more people in my inbox making fun of me for my inability to be coherent. it is extremely insulting.

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like theres a reason i deleted the original post. i didnt want anyone to reblog it anymore. i had people literally going out of their way to laugh at me for my 'funny brain condition' and i was getting sick and tired of this. i have stated i dont appreciate this post getting spread around, like i dont know. it has to be at least five times now. and still it follows me everywhere. my aphasia isnt a joke. i didnt realize i had it at the time. dont reblog that post anywhere if you see it in the wild for my own safety and mental wellbeing.

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u can however spread THIS post around all youd like! because im tired of seeing THAT one everywhere and the more people that know this the better

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

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yeah facebook is terrible but sometimes you stumble across pure gold. there are dream animals i want to see in the wild and there will be posts like

ma'am that is the critically endangered regent honeyeater. There are less than 300 of them left in the wild

she was worried he was breaking probation

[image id: a screenshot of a facebook post. the poster has written "Why does this bird have an anklet on its foot?" with an attached picture of a critically endangered regent honeyeater, an australian passerine songbird. It has striking black-and-gold plumage that is an interesting mix of solid blotches and mottling, with a golden mask and eye ring. it is sitting on a branch and is indeed wearing a magenta ID band on its left leg. end id.]

16th century plague doctor diagnosing your autism: "Fighting games create rays of essential saggitarian and scorpion energy, which enter the body through the eyes, causing disruptions of the humors in the infirm, Germans, Iberians, and Swabians. The body becomes excited by the sight of a full special meter, causing vigorous production of seminal fluid, which fills the body, choking it up to the neck. If this fluid is not discharged, it becomes vaporous, clouding the brain with visions of combo lists, and the desire to speak at length."

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as much as i love seeing orcas launching what appears to be intentional coordinated attacks on human ships it also makes me very sad because if it starts to become a genuine problem or even an extremely minor disruption to business people are going to just start killing them and i don't know that the orcas really understand the power differential they're dealing with here. that is why i am starting an organization whose mission will be to establish communication with the orca populace and provide them with equipment and training in order to level the playing field and empower them to take control of the seas, with the potential to open up trade and diplomatic relations on their own terms

Will Graham will look at a crime scene and be like “this isn’t a murder, it’s a master’s thesis. our killer is getting their mfa in killing.” and everyone else will be like “ah yes of course. Murder Grad School. you’re a genius, Will.” and then Will goes to therapy and Hannibal is like “would you go to art school if you could, Will?” and Will looks up at him through his coquettish whore eyelashes and he goes “I’m more of a painter than a sculptor.” and Hannibal nods and takes notes but all his notes just say “Mrs. William Graham” in different cursive styles with hearts over all the i’s. and then Will drives home to Virginia and has a dream where he’s like sculpting a stag out of marble or something while he’s sweating through his only set of bedsheets. great show no notes love u Bryan Fuller <3

if you’re ever jaded by really bad fanon interpretations it helps to revisit the source material so you can go Oh thank god. t’was all just a bad dream

this post has reached some very interesting circles

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WHAT

[image id: a tweet from elizabeth minkel (@ elizabethminkel) reading "Never in my life have I been so caught off-guard by a 'regionalisms for certain terms' map. TENNIS SHOES? ALL OF YOU SAY TENNIS SHOES?" Attached is a map of the united states, showing the vast majority of the country in deep red, labeled "tennis shoes", with the northeast (starting largely in pennsylvania) and the southernmost tip of florida in deep blue, labeled "sneakers." two arrows point to green zones around chicago and cincinnati, with a comment stating "In Chicago and Cincinnati, you might lace up your gym shoes." A single arrow points to hawaii, which is a pale gray, commenting "Hawaiians just say shoes." end id.]

Roni Landa, Grand Finale Sculpture

[Image Description: Three pictures depicting an art exhibit. On a white platform in a white room white and gold china is stacked ontop each other with a full spread of food that are all colored like different kinds of meat despite not being meat and a meat mirror on the wall. Giant meat roses sit on the different tiers of plates, surrounded by muscled garlic, and white apples and pears and bananas stained with red. The second picture zooms into food, the third really zooms into the texture of the garlic and garlic clooves, perfectly sinewed, with the thin edge of the meat rose petals. End ID]

[image id: a shot of a a bisection of mushrooms on a forest floor, showing the mycelial network connecting the many different species of mushrooms. orange arrows point in the directions of the network, and the image is captioned "theyr e exchanging drum & bass playlists". end id.]