Besties.

Apparently it’s National Pet Day, so I allowed Muffuletta to do something her bestie never could- defeat Crotchku.

Realized I never posted these! Found em in chinatown and HAD to take them home despite them costing 20 freaking BUX. But would have spend it all on just the Vegeta alone. @uglydbzmerch

He is beautiful, especially his head to body ratio.

Excellent purchase, thanks for sharing!

Thx for sharing! Here's a doodle of beloved bootleg-boi lol

Realized I never posted these! Found em in chinatown and HAD to take them home despite them costing 20 freaking BUX. But would have spend it all on just the Vegeta alone. @uglydbzmerch

He is beautiful, especially his head to body ratio.

Excellent purchase, thanks for sharing!

i love having a printer

Current mood.

Seriously weird figure. The sculpt is gorgeous but Gohan’s facial features are totally wrong, and while I know he’s wielded swords in the canon neither had a design remotely like that.

Worse though is this Gogeta-

Again, it’s beautifully detailed but since when did he wear shorts?

I think both of these characters were based off Gackt's face right?

(I mean ignore all the make up in this gif lol)

I think it’s Akira Toriyama’s tendency to give the same face to all of his characters. I mean, even this Master Roshi figure has a similar look!

Seriously weird figure. The sculpt is gorgeous but Gohan’s facial features are totally wrong, and while I know he’s wielded swords in the canon neither had a design remotely like that.

Worse though is this Gogeta-

Again, it’s beautifully detailed but since when did he wear shorts?

OMG I NEED THE CLOUD FIGURE NOW DAMN YOU

and Sephiroth

Sephiroth? Who’s that? Here’s a nice figure of Trunks though. It really captures his dangerous yet beautiful charm!

So! As I mentioned in my prior post, a Dragon Ball themed amusement park has been announced, and I am using this as an excuse to make a series of relevant posts.

A few years ago Universal Studios in Japan offered a special attraction for Dragon Ball fans, “Dragon Ball Z The Real 4-D.” It was one of those short movies where the theatre interacts with the film by hitting the audience with water/air blasts/ whatever to ‘enhance’ the experience. You can find the 3D animated video from the attraction on youtube and I recommend you do, it’s worth a watch. But more importantly, they released a bunch of merch you could only get in the park!

….or on ebay, if you’re me and couldn’t manage a trip to Japan.

My favorite item?

Behold the glory of my Frieza… cup? You strap him on to your body and sip the fluids.

Mine has a busted horn, these things happen when you buy used. I intend to repair him some day. Wait, Muffuletta, did YOU break him?!

How do you drink? Why, you suck on the straw of course! Which happens to be his tail.

Yeah.

Well, I have done extensive research (by which I mean read a lot of naughty fanfic) and can confirm he is okay with this as long as you don’t bite!

Will this smug guy be available to buy in the new park? Probably not. But he’s relevant and so I am finally posting about him after meaning to for… literally years. Whoops.

...this is a real bathroom in a restaurant in Little Tokyo that I visited yesterday.

I had to drop my pants with the cast of DBS watching.

Fuckin Trunks watchin everyone pee wtf man

OMG NO WAIT BEERUS TOO

Were forgetting what if there's the same thing in both bathrooms

It's a wall of "I can't pee. Too many reasons to be uncomfortable to pee."

More quality additions to the post.

Ages ago I was asked about the other wall and keep forgetting to share it but yeah. The Dragon Ball Super cast watches you pee and critiques your hydration status then Naruto and friends make sure you wash your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds.

they really didn't have to use that as the first photo for that DBZ toy (not in front of Miss Piggy!)

@uglydbzmerch

Love means never having to say “put some pants on!” Happy Valentine’s Day from Crotchku, Nudegeta, and Ugly DBZ Merch!

Bootleg Golden Frieza’s Quest For Love

“CURSE YOU FIGUARTS YAMCHA! You were late for our date night AGAIN?! I’m leaving you!” 

So Bootleg Golden Frieza headed out into the world looking for a new romance… but things weren’t as easy as he’d thought. 

“Hey there pretty lady!” 

“I’m in high school you creep!” 

“OH NO!!!!!” 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is worse than hell!” 

Eventually Bootleg Golden Frieza hit rock bottom and tried to drown his loneliness in cheap food and cheaper vodka… Until… 

“It’s-a me! Mario! Get some self respect and pull yourself together, Bootleg Golden Frieza! You don’t need a relationship to define you! You can be happy while you’re single!” 

“Seriously, you’re telling me to be happy about being single when you’re dressed for a wedding, Amiibo Mario? …but the irony of that aside, you give good advice.”

“Yes! Forget Figuarts Yamcha! I’m gonna take some me time and focus on getting to know myself and not worry about being in a relationship-”

“Oh hey Bootleg Golden Frieza! I wanted to apologize and give you a gift! It’s a tiny statue of you, because I know there’s one thing you love more than anything- and that’s yourself!” 

“…apology accepted. That IS a nice statue.” 

THE END. 

I thought the last picture was Yamcha with Frieza’s love baby he had while they were broken up.

OH MY GAWD. 

“WAIT THAT’S NO STATUE!” 

“Come back Frieza! Our son needs you!” 

“Uh, hey, Bulma! You like babies right? Want another one?”

“Hell no.”

“Well now what do I do with this thing?”

“Whoops.”