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I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

Barack Obama kicking back, crackin’ a beer, opening his laptop, and Googling “Sonic/Shadow 100k slowburn coffeeshop AU” without using incognito for the first time in 8 years

Pride Amys

Labour voters: “The Liberal Democrats are evil incarnate and can never be forgiven for shamelessly helping the Tories wreck our country!”

Also Labour voters: “Actually it’s Labour’s job right now to help the Tories deliver Brexit and they should be applauded for being willing to step in when needed.”

… why yes I am bitter actually, how did you notice?

(via (1800) The Peter Serafinowicz show - Evile (from Sinister) - YouTube)

Peter Serafinowicz was Crowley in the BBC radio adaptation of Good Omens, and I just can’t.

jewish lesbians? queens, every single one of them

LMAOFIWOFJWIJFODNVOSNVOSNV

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

PSA this is very important please spread this around!

Pretty fucked up that you, personally, reading this post don’t give equal attention to every tragedy that happens on the planet every day. I heard that you, personally sometimes only hear about things that news sources in your specific cultural sphere pick up on. That’s pretty fucked up of you, personally.

Also, why is nobody talking about this thing that was all over social media and the news last year that I, personally, have only just heard about? It must be because you all are heartless monsters who don’t care, not because I only started paying attention to the news within the last month.

The culture that whenever something really terrible happens and people express their shock and sadness over it a bunch of people think it’s their cue to start invalidating their feelings because of all the other terrible things they might have failed to mourn… it needs to die. 

Eastern German man’s 1st purchase of a porn movie on a street market in reunified Berlin, 1990 

Lad

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

WHOS COMING OUT IN ENDGAME PLACE YOUR BETS

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

2016 election voters