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The Simpsons 5.18 | Burn’s Heir
i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later
on monday i finished the fifth book in richard stark's parker series and i'm here to say the parker description at the beginning of each book invariably makes me cuckoo crazy insane. okay thank you (the hunter // the man with the getaway face // the outfit // the mourner // the score)
he got me again, boys (the jugger)
also from the jugger. this one had me in complete hysterics for ten min straight. they don't make writers like mr richard stark anymore
the seventh making me completely deranged btw. mr richard stark i owe you everything
the handle. great stuff just fantastic
i'll never stop adding to this compilation. my god (the green eagle score)
"cold and hard and aloof" "as self-contained and silent as a panther" "as stripped and purposeful as a racing car or a fighter plane" the green eagle score is really completely knocking it out of the park. these books are unlike anything in the world
first page of deadly edge immediately making me crazy. these descriptions never get any less entertaining
slayground. always always mr stark gets it
plunder squad. sicko dot jpeg
love deleting comments i don’t find funny off a post i’m about to reblog i get like such a rush and a high out of it
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DEAN MARTIN and JERRY LEWIS in MONEY FROM HOME (1953)
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