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Uberniftacular

@uberniftacular / uberniftacular.tumblr.com

Early 30s, they/them, Hufflepuff, Nerdfighter. MCU, Leverage, Star Wars, and whatever else tickles my fancy. Also, cats.
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the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

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Sometimes a grandma is a little creature that lives on the floor

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No, but REALLY!

The way Steve says it, it’s like Bucky looking at him and NOT EVEN KNOWING HIM it’s the most hurtful and unimaginable thing to happen.

To a guy who woke up in another century, who went through every upside-down experience one can imagine… Bucky looking at him AND NOT KNOWING HIM is what actually breaks reality, the thing he could not fathom.

AND THEN we see Bucky, whose world (the real one, the one behind the decades off brainwashing) is suddenly there before him! He’s seeing a glimpse of the it beyond the mental-wiping BECAUSE HE KNEW HIM. He’s sure, twice sure when he doesn’t even know who he is, suddenly things make A LITTLE SENSE BECAUSE HE KNEW HIM.

So yeah, I’m not ok, because the only thing that is a constant in their lives, what gives meaning to who they are and to the world they live in, is that THEY KNOW EACH OTHER. Their love for each other, their presence in each other lives, their memories of each other.

And you tell me steve/bucky wasn’t IN THE TEXT?

I’m going to keep crying while hiding in a corner.

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i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

God I love her.

I love that in most cases when someone is type casted they are not proud cause it means hollywood has no respect for their range as an actor but she is not only proud it appears she did it on purpose lmfao

Achieving her dreams

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

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Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

As much as I appreciate the discourse about the Grinch getting dragged into the dirt for three minutes by the “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” song, the annual re-watch of Muppet Christmas Carol kicks off with the entire goddamned city of London pulling together to enumerate every last one of Scrooge’s flaws and speculate at length about his complete and utter lack of a personal life to his face on his daily walk to work, so there’s that.

gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??

actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY

so like

…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading

also websites that  automatically replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything That’s Good In The World

bring back nose smilies :-)

There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean “hur hur goofy-ass face!”) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, 🤷🏻‍♀️ is absolutely inadequate compared to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Faces no emoji has ever managed to capture, imo:

:P

^_^

:3

^u^

:/

O.o

0.0

>:/

<(^u^)>

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I am too old to stop using XD

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i have never yet found an emoji that fully captures the shifty energy of: 

>_>

<_<

Oh man, I’ve missed O.o

Especially alternating to really capture how boggled you are.

O.o

o.O

O.o

Whatever the name of this team is, I am on it

this is   awesome

._. is pretty good too and 😐 just ISN’T THE SAME

XD, ^-^, :3, <3, and =P until death

¬_¬ is the most eloquent keystroke combo

U_U is my fav, and also O_O

the SHEER MISCHIEF of OvO

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me af

I use emoji, kaomoji AND emoticons. They all have different moods!!

🤷🏻 is like ‘i have no idea’.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is like ‘who knows. nothing in life matters & we were all born to die’

@_@ is superior in every way to aby emoji

owo

nothing comes close 2 the lvls of mischief :> and >:> have

😼 will never be as good as >:3

I like õ_õ

Personally I will never give up >:O and >:)

I also really miss ~*sarcasm sparklies*~. These days I’ve resigned myself to ✨emoticon sarcasm✨ but it just IS NOT the same.