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Sugar, spice & everything nice

@uber-procrastinator

selfie rule #1: never pass an opportunity to outshine the rest

This looks like a Lana Del Rey album cover

When another gay is hired at your job

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

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When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

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these chords r stupid tho ???

These chords are basic triads and essential for any begging music theory student. Basic major, minor, augmented, and diminished chords are the first step to learning more complex chord types.

Building blocks, stepping stones, I don’t care what you want to call it–but it’s necessary and needed. Do you really expect a student to understand any other chord theory without a complete understanding of these “stupid chords”?

Not to mention that recognizing these chords by ear is the basis of any Theory I listening exam (i mean plus intervals, but those are a different story)

I colored these chords with the intent of providing a visual resource for beginning theory students who might be having trouble recognizing chords by ear.

TL;DR: these chords aren’t stupid. they’re essential.