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ZH

@ubaby123

He/They
18
just a random account for random things

Hallo Hello

Welcome to my page

My name is Zack/Jake
I go by He/They pronouns
Pan/Poly
I am 18 turning 19 im August
I am happily taken by my two beloved partners
i enjoy many fandoms multifandom if you will
i don’t normally use tumblr only for reading or for looking at things that i need to find
if ever needed pls dm me
I’m African American tho i’ve been told i don’t sound like i am (How dare you) i am 4’9 yes very tiny man
I am a furry no i don’t fuck animals those are zoophile’s fuck zoo’s all my homies hate zoo’s
some reshares may be 18+ so be wary
i mainly play vrc but i also play many other things
I love GalaxyCore!!!
i think that’s all

Rocky: bruh I'm deadass hungry rn. *calls ihop*

Calvin: Yo, ihop. Watcu want?

Rocky: letmee get uh.. B O N E L E S S PANCAKES, WIT UH TWO LITER OF SYRUP.

Calvin: Fuck kind of pancakes? Also our two liter machine broke, we got one liter tho.

Rocky: Fuk u mean simp??

Calvin:...

Rocky: ight look lemme get that pancake

B O N E L E S S

Calvin: uh? pancake dont got bone on it

Rocky: tf did i just say then?

Calvin: u said, 'lemme get it B O N E L E S S' like pancake got a damn bone in it.

Rocky: yall got bones in ya shit then

Calvin: nah.

Rocky: so what's the problem?

Calvin: D U M B A S S, name one pancake that got bone on it

Rocky: just don't put them shits in my pancake bruh how many times do i gotta say it

Calvin: Bruh just explain to me how tf pancake can be boneless?

Rocky: if it dont got bone in it, its B O N E L E S S

Calvin: cuz what school u go to.

Rocky: boi i dont understand the problem just make my shit B O N E L E S S DEADASS

Calvin: I'm deadass not making this pancake.. *hangs up*

Anonymous asked:

i see you’re taking request!! would you be willing to write some more dating rev head cannons? maybe how he’d treat you during downtime with everyone else? :) so far i’ve fallen in love with your crypto content!

dating the devil | revenant headcanons

𓆩♡𓆪 pairing ; revenant x gn!reader

𓆩♡𓆪 a/n ; AAAA MY FIRST REQUESTTT thank you so much you kind soul!! really hope you enjoy this! (apologies it took long) <3

the mellow afternoon sun slowly descends, the light of day fading. the hazy atmosphere and silence of the dropship’s clinic was comforting. you sigh deeply and shut your eyes. you relish in the peace of this unoccupied area of the ship, the vibrations of the moving ship was soothing to you. you were hooked on an iv bag to get the fluids you needed to make a full recovery. with an arm taped with wires and strict orders to rest there, you recall the events of the past day as sleep dawned onto you. the match today did more damage than good. your entire shield batteries and med kits being completely shredded by the damn charged rifle ash kept poking you with. the bandages on your waist fit you tight, the inflammation on your skin was no joke. perhaps having personal relations to the other simulacrum has its cons.

I Love You~ || Leonardo Watch x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

Summary: You finally get the nerve to tell Leo you love him.

Word Count: 661 words

A/N: This is the first thing I’ve written in a while, so if it seems a little off, squint pls lolol.

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Night had just fallen in Hellsalem’s Lot, though it was difficult to tell with all the bright city lights that decorated the high rises. You quickened your pace as you made your way to Libra’s headquarters. You remembered Klaus telling you earlier this morning that he, and the rest of the agents that went with him, would be back by nightfall.

Your heartbeat quickened as you got closer and closer to headquarters. You had hoped to be able to get Leo put and about before he decided to crash after his assignment. You needed to tell him something, and you needed the perfect way to do it: You needed to tell him that you loved him.

You and Leo had been together for about two years now, and when the idea that you loved him first popped into your head, you thought you were going crazy. You had only been together for a short amount of time, no one could fall in love that fast! Or at least, that’s what you thought.

You pulled yourself from your thoughts when you finally reached the entrance of Headquarters, making your way over to the couch when you saw that the other members weren’t back yet. Your heart thumped in your chest, nervous to actually admit your strong feelings, not knowing what Leo would say. Would he say anything? Or would he short circuit?

You heard the familiar clack of footsteps on the hard floors, sighs of content released at the sight of the office. In the back of the group, you spotted Leo, looking absolutely exhausted. You perked up immediately, standing to greet your tired lover. You gave a quick side eye to Zapp, who was snickering about you two, before gently cupping Leo’s cheeks.

“Hi baby~” you cooed, soothingly rubbing the pads of your thumbs across his cheeks. Leo smiled, and silently leaned his forehead against yours, too tired to respond. You felt a pant in your chest, you know from the look on his face that he was just too tired to go out in the city tonight. He needed sleep, and you would be damned if you kept him from it.

“Can we go home, m’tired...” Leo grumbled, his hands traveling to your hips and pulling you closer. You chuckled, nuzzling your nose against his before nodding.

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You had finally made your way back to your shared apartment, and Leo had immediately plopped down onto the bed. You hummed happily, opting to change first before joining him. Once you brushed your teeth and changed into one of your (Leo’s) old t-shirts, you crawled into the bed with him. You lifted the covers as Leo adjusted his position in bed, taking the chance to wrap his arms around you. He sighed gently as he nuzzled your neck, pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder.

It was at this moment where you felt your happiest, and it was now that you felt it was the perfect time to tell him. You took in a breath, before kissing the shell of his ear. “I love you” you whispered.

Leo hummed in response, before freezing completely after realizing just what you had said. He was dead silent, and you felt his heart beating in his chest as a dark blush scattered across his face.

“Y-You what?” He asked nervously.

“I love you” You smiled softly, tucking a lock of his hair behind his ear. Leo sat for a minute, before gently pressing a kiss to your lips. You could tell through his kiss that he reciprocated your feelings. He nuzzled you as he broke away, humming an “I love you too” into the skin of your neck.

You giggled lightly, pressing a chaste kiss to his forehead. You slowly closed your eyes, snuggling into his body. “Goodnight, my love~” you mumbled, feeling yourself begin to drift. Leo rubbed circles into your back absentmindedly, as he too began to succumb to sleep.

“Goodnight, Y/N”

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