Explain in the tags and reblog if you respond!
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scope me in a fist fight with parshat re'eh in the back of a United Dairy Farmer's
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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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Booty shorts that say "does not have split hooves or chew cud."
@shalomyall and I added a new kitten to our family this week
Mademoiselle Pippin is slowly coming around to her new baby sister
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If you're in the process of converting to Judaism here is my advice:
Worry less about arguments online and worry more about (in no particular order):
- Following a shabbat service and learning tunes your synagogue uses frequently
- What kind of volunteering you want to do in your local Jewish community
- Setting up time with your rabbi(s) to talk and ask questions
- Writing for yourself in a journal about the process
- Tefillah
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a tape is like a torah scroll
Rolling the scroll back up at the end of Simchat Torah and it makes the VCR rewinding sound
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Did I propose to @tzipporahssong in a synagogue? Why yes. Yes I did.
For our first date and for our most important date 💜💛
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#does a single one of these states have a jewish community in them#genuine question I can't vote for any of them unless I know the answer to that#I'm not living in a place with literally zero kosher places to eat out at#polls
gail, chicago is illinois
we lived there and were very jewish there
I love you(!) but just bc you lived there doesn't mean there's a substantial community. My great great grandparents lived in Minnesota I believe? Somewhere north ish. And my great grandfather specifically took the family there because there was no Jewish community within miles
Still, good to know
fair enough
- chicago in illinois has a huge jewish community
- minnesota in the twin cities has a decent sized jewish community
- ohio has multiple jewish communities and used to have one of the campuses of the reform jewish rabbinical school
- milwaukee in wisconsin has a decent sized jewish community
that's just from the top of my head and my lived experiences!
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HaShem to the Pharaoh:
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If tumblr existed the night before the Torah was given at Mt. Sinai
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I really love it when people include their pets in religious activities. Of course your bird also gets a christmas present, of course you'll get your cat her own prayer mat so she can mirror you without interrupting, sure you can do a welcoming-a-new-family-member-home ritual for your new puppy. The animal has no idea what's going on in a spiritual level, just that this is a Human Activity and they're getting included because they are very loved.
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Hillel: put your right foot in Gentile: done Hillel: now take it out Gentile: ..Ok Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about Gentile: wait what? Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another Hillel: that's what it's all about
@shalomyall getting ready to lead services: I have to look at the siddur
Me: you’re sidDURABLE
Them: ……..put that on tumblr
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ive hacked it
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