The fandom has been sitting on this gifset all fucking year.

All of us leaving 2020 like:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

World Heritage Post

Uh. bro what's with the diagonal red lines on your face. wait a minute. Oh shit are you anime blushing cuz you're in love w me bro????? Its ok dude u can tell me

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

Imagine being so codependent that you can’t spend one night away from your significant other LMAO if I was ever with someone this clingy where they no longer even wanted to hang out with their own friends for one night id be like sorry… but I can’t be your everything

chill

Who are you

haha woah there asking for my identity is kinda codependent what are you, clingy or something

“Hey babe. Wanna stay in and watch a few movies together this weekend?”

“OMGGGGEEEE so clingy lmao what you can’t spend ONE NIGHT away from me?? God you’re so codependent for wanting to enjoy my company as romantic partners.”

This weirdo had no way of know how long this guy had been out that night with his friends, or the night before, or the night before, or the weekend before, or anything of the sort. They just knew of one sentence said by the man in one moment of that night of that day of that weekend of that week and so on. And decided wanting to go home is “clingy” and “codependent.” This is obviously coming from someone who has no idea what codependency is. Lucky for them.

You gotta try this dude. It sucks!

*uses the red string of fate connecting our souls to floss a popcorn kernel outta my gums*

I just opened up Twitter and

WHY IS SUPER GONORRHEA TRENDING?????????

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

cute!!!

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

cute!!!

some girls are legitimately not nice u need to be careful dont let tumblr’s ‘all girls are beautiful and gifts to the world’ fool u because there are really horrible girls and women out there

Is this a ‘Not all girls’ post?

I’m pretty sure it’s a “stop telling girls who were abused by other girls that they must have done something wrong or they just have internalized misogyny” post.

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

See also:

(Source: Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett)

so this just happened

He’s got a menorah mug too! 

Hey goyische artists who just need to put that Jewish or Jew-coded character in their Xmas art! This is how you do it. He’s not just in the Xmas shot, he’s actively participating - look at his hat! - but the art recognizes and honours his Judaism.

i put all the pieces into different photoshop layers and solved it :)

since when did they let you post 30-minute long gifs on this webiste

since when did they let

you post 30-minute long

gifs on this webiste

shoutout to all the folks who refused to turn cruel or apathetic after facing trauma. i know how hard you are trying to be kind despite all of the cruelty you have faced, and i see you. you’re wonderful, i love you.

support for people who did turn cruel and apathetic from trauma but are in the process of recovery and are trying to become better people. even if you’ve done bad things, it doesn’t mean you can’t do better or that you’re any less deserving of love and happiness.

💘💕💗💞💓💟💖 support to all the peeps choosing kindness regardless of where they are or have been!!! ty for your addition 💖💟💓💞💕💘

Balmain evening dress ca. 1955

From Enchères Sadde via Interencheres

i have finally come to brazil :) such a beautiful country and place

that doesn’t look like brazil

things are different in brazil

I USED TO LIVE IN THIS CITY LMAOO

Literally brazil

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

my favorite little fruit <3

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?

BASIL

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

WHATS PARSELY

THIS IS PARSLEY

THIS IS BASIL

AND THIS IS MINT

WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

Just pull shit off a tree and throw it in the pot it's all leef!

Future archaeologists will assume that civilization's downfall was inevitable