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Tyshazo

@tyshazo

They/Them | Proship | Artist | Aspiring Author | Header and Profile by Me | Found on AO3 under Domum | also if you’re an anti (ship, trans, choice, I can go on forever you get the jist) please just go ahead and block me. You’re going to end up doing it anyways with my content and reblogs

Proship, at it's very core, is a combination of four general principles--

  1. Ship And Let Ship
  2. Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's Okay
  3. Don't Like, Don't Read/Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  4. The Golden Rule - Treat others the way you wish to be treated.

That's it. That's all there is to it. That is what proship means. These things used to be common sense. I guess it's not so common anymore.

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Casual reminder that The Washington Post is owned by Nash Holdings, which is controlled by good ol’ Jeffery Bezos.

Was going to keep this in the tags BUT I think it’s important people understand that sturgeon caviar is only a luxury in the first place because of colonization. Anishanabae and other Great Lakes area tribes (and I’m sure more I’m just speaking where I am from) have been fishing Sturgeon for literally thousands of years. Besides consuming the fish eggs and meat we also made glue from its bladder, bags from its skin and used the oil from the fish as well. Sturgeon is important to many of our tribes traditionally and spiritually. So much so we even have Clans in honor of the Sturgeon. Than European settler-colonizers showed up and like they decimated Buffalo populations to starve Natives they did similarly with Sturgeon. When they pushed our people onto reservations they also created laws and legislation to keep us from fishing and hunting in our own ancestral lands. Than they built fisheries and Damns, destroying habitats and overfishing sturgeon to near extinction.

a lot of people in the notes are saying “this is the opposite of what happened with Lobster” so I wanted to point out that no it is actually exactly what happened to lobster.

I'm kind of glad to hear that everyone does this. Because it means it isn't colonizer bullshit, it's what everyone does. It's just people discovering new things. Everyone goes:

"Oh hey these people have their own style of [language A's word for thing. Say, what do you call it?"

"Oh it's [language B's word for thing]."

"Got it, it's [language B's word for thing] variety [language A's word for thing]"

added to which it is LITERALLY JUST LINGUISTIC SHORTHAND for 

[item] the way [culture] makes it. 

If you don’t want sliced bread, you want bread the way Eastern Indians make it you ask for Roti, not bread. Because Roti is bread THE WAY [EASTERN] INDIANS MAKE IT. Like fuck, it’s not that complicated a concept. 

OF COURSE it’s not colonizer bullshit! It’s just linguistic shorthand!

.... Even if it WERE something only white people did it wouldn't be "colonizer bullshit." It would still be linguistic shorthand. And it's pretty fucking racist to act otherwise.

so I saw this article today

That says "5 years later, Sony still doesn't understand why it's biggest spider-verse hit worked"

And the article mainly talks about how the Venom films are self contained and don't try to be films in a cinematic universe. They have a clear identity. Yes, there is no Spider-Man in them, and that's okay because they knew what they wanted to do without him when they made the films. They even say at one point "the Venom films are not for everyone, but at least they know what they are"

This is something I personally have talked about many times. And I've seen other Venom fans talk about. And what I'm seeing MCU fans starting to say more and more now. The movies work when they have a clear story and identity and don't feel interchangeable or formulaic.

You could take any Disney plus marvel show or 'phase 4' movie and switch the characters around and the story would probably stay largely the same, or at least feel the same. We all know what I mean right? The characters all make quips like Tony Stark no matter if it is in character or not. They talk and act the same.

But the Venom films? You couldn't take Tom Hardy's Eddie and swap him with the mcu cast. He acts so differently than 90% of them, he wouldn't fit in. He's fucking weird and unhinged and is very much Tom Hardy's brain child.

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Also the Venom movies worked because queer people liked them. The films were hugely popular with LGBT audiences but you didn't hear that from me 👀👀👀👀

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""Would the same concept apply to Deadpool? Opinions please""

So!! Deadpool 1 and 2 were both in the same boat as the Venom movies.. The rights to Deadpool were owned by 20th Century Fox. Meaning that it was separated from the MCU and didn't need to connect to their stories. The only stories it connected to were the X-Men stories, and those movies have been made so sparingly and so far apart that it's much less of a hindrance to his story. Deadpool can and does mention them, but he doesn't need to interweave with their story completely. He's allowed to be his own guy.

Deadpool works because he's allowed to BE DEADPOOL. Swearing nonstop, making dumb jokes, being overly sexual with people, and being extremely violent.

And on top of that the first two Deadpool movies were both self contained stories. You don't need to watch the X-Men films to know what's going on. You don't need to know any more than the movies tell you, and that's GREAT!!! It's not a chore to watch fifteen other movies before this one just so you know the basic lore.

Now that Disney owns the rights to Deadpool AND the rest of the mutants, its unclear what that means for him. I am really hoping that Ryan Reynolds has enough sway to get Disney to leave him the fuck alone and let him do what he wants with the character. We already know that he's been fighting with them to keep Deadpool 3 rated R, but beyond that it's unclear...

We know Wolverine will be there, so it is at least still connecting with the X-Men... but we know Disney wants to connect them to the rest of the MCU, as well, so I have a feeling they're going to at the very least have cameos from some MCU characters.

Tldr- my opinion is that Deadpool 1 and 2 are both the same as the Venom films, but Deadpool 3 is uncharted territory and we have no idea what's going to happen with it.

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For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time they're in the air; if he'd cancelled, they wouldn't have gotten paid for zip.

So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.

Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it

this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, WHETHER YOURE JEWISH OR NOT.

THIS IS A SUPER IMPORTANT PART OF OUR HISTORY, DONT LET IT GET DESTROYED.

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

I clicked over (source) and saw these:

Serendipity and perfection.

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

I am morally obligated to reblog this post

does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?

yeah its by max raabe

This sounds like what happens when a party of Jewish jazz bards fight someone. 

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

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We're a quarter of the way there

There’s a regular at the fabric superstore. She’s at least 80 years old, and she just got back into sewing after giving it up for 40 years. We’ll call her Irma.

I love Irma.

Irma is constantly surprised by the newfangled sewing gadgets our store sells. Today she bought some extra-fine glass-head pins and a magnetic pincushion. As I’m ringing her purchases up, she tells me very seriously, “did you know, if you’re careful, you can sew RIGHT OVER those pins? You don’t need to take them out!”

I told her that I liked that you can’t accidentally melt the head of the glass pins with your iron, and she nodded. “They used to all be like that, but times changed.”

I love old sewing machines and asked what kind of machine she has, and she goes, “Oh, it’s an old Singer Featherweight that my husband bought me when we were first married. It’s probably not worth anything anymore, but the thing sews fine. Have you seen the ones those girls over there–” indicating the sewing machine sub-store in my location “–have? Those things go in every direction and the needle always comes to the top when you stop sewing! Imagine how handy that is!”

I mention that I used to sew on my grandmother’s Featherweight but now there’s a intra-family war about who owns Grandma’s Featherweight and so no one gets to use it. It’s genuinely the best portable straight-stitch machine I’ve ever used.

I warn her to never let anyone tell her that Featherweight isn’t worth something. “I know, I miss my husband and it’s always going to have a place in my heart, just like your grandma’s.”

“I mean, Irma, there’s that, but they’re also worth a really notable amount of money. The Singer Featherweight is really financially valuable. I almost never see them for sale around here for less than about $400, and that’s in bad condition.”

“It’s a good thing my husband’s dead, honey, because if you told him that he managed to buy a sewing machine that’s worth more in 2021 than he bought it for in 1950, well, he’d be so smug that I just wouldn’t be able to tolerate driving home with him.”

please tell irma I love her