mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
+ a secret, third thing
I am very curious to know what things people put in the (I liked it, it was good, irreparable damage to my psyche) octant.
This is so funny to me imagine being cursed to never move just watch ham all day. You don’t even get hungry just ham
Job: ham-watcher
Great as part of a backstory for an adventurer whose parents are mad they didn’t go into the family trade.
How I feel everytime I have to be a customer
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I'm going to get more lashes today.
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Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like
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