Ellio

the sequel we never heard about but desperately needed

Don’t forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast of Saint Gertrude, the patron saint of cats and the people who love them.

what the fuck do you mean “overstimulated” I acted like that because I absorbed all the noises and stress and textures from the grocery store because I’m an empath

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

TikTok

5 Minute Crafts

Resume

I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

Just leave me alone

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

artist’s rendition

I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.

thank you. it is now march madness time.

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

this is what it's all about

I gotta add my girl Summer to this post. 

Summer is a master of using coils like arms and hands

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

Vintage 1980’s GUNNE SAX gothic victorian dress

Can be purchased here.

why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working

Homeless people are people too!

Also this,

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it's just a coincidence

Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it's just a coincidence