The AU were Obi Wan takes Sleazo up on some Death Sticks...
Whenever I see anything like this my first thought is that @thebibliosphere will know what these words mean.
Unfortunately, you would be correct.
“Vampire facials”, which many people think is needling but is actually far, far worse, refers to platelet-rich plasma facials, in which blood is taken from a patient, processed in a centrifuge to extract the plasma and then re-injected it into the face. It’s supposed to make the skin “heal” itself because of platelets or some shit, giving you a more youthful look. Kim K helped make it popular after it was on her show but I know she also supposedly regrets it.
It’s uh, controversial to say the least. And not just because it sounds like painful bullshit but because lack of regulation for this sort of thing has lead to a couple of cases of HIV transmission happening.
The penis version is that they’re doing the exact same thing, taking plasma from themselves or a donor and injecting it into the penile tissue, supposedly to treat erectile dysfunction, but a lot of the men doing this are doing it just to get a girthier look.
And if you think I hate knowing all this, you’d be right.
i hope you’re proud of yourself Joy.
there is no way people still think this woman is straight
no explanation needed
I KNOW RIGHT???? voting is like the gayest thing ever
Swities will go "omg she just posted the GAYEST picture ever how does no one see it!!!" and it's this
Finally bought some good china
this plate is making ppl come up w kinkparty party games just as god intended
tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.
You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging
slavery
I wanna get my nuts licked
slavery
Why does this post have 10k
dj-nolife
This post, in fact, does not have 10k. You can calm your jimmies.
slavery
Why does this post have 20k
Reddit started removing moderators from protesting subreddits, so /r/PoliticalHumor just made all their over one million subscribers moderators.
