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Just realizing that if Ten and Fourteen ever cross paths, it would make the end of the Tenth Doctor so much more heartbreaking.

Because he saw the future, he met himself, he KNOWS that he's supposed to survive

And the horrible thing is he would have to look at Wilf, and see someone he was supposed to let die.

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depsidase

The funnier thing here is that all of these accounts are also bots. Facebook has absolutely lost control.

These bots are constantly producing things based on what is typically liked on Facebook - Anything regarding Jesus, Veterans, Travel, Nature etc

So you end up with bizarro shit like this:

Like, this is dead internet reality rather than theory. An endless reproducing of GenAI shite.

say what you want about AI but it's fascinating to see the pure concepts under the hood come through in the shit it generates. see enough of these images together and you can start to see an outline of the purest distilled essence of Boomer Shit

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flatluigi

i went through these the other day on discord just to explain how fucked up things were getting and i think this is my favorite that i found

you could build a religion around this entire phenomenon. or a scp

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dunglizard

shrimp heaven now

He was dipped in cocktail sauce for our sin

That was actually just a part of the containment procedures, he needs to be re-submerged into it every 3 days or he'll rise and all will see what shrimp heaven really means

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Leverage had a lot of well-researched things to say about the real world, but the one I always come back to, from The Double Blind Job:

Sophie: These are not small fines. Last year, my department handled a case where the company had to pay out $2.5 billion.

Hoffman: Oh, yeah. Everybody heard about that. But what the news didn’t tell you is that that company made $16 billion on the same drug. That fine was 14% of the profit. 14%. That’s like tipping your waiter.

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drst

“A fine is a price” – John Rogers, creator of “Leverage”

In some countries the fines associated with things like parking tickets are defined in terms of the offender’s income, so that a ticket that might cost an average person $20 would cost a billionaire millions. I think we should do the same with corporate fines - if a company does something that breaks the law, it should be fined in proportion to how much it made from breaking the law, so that a company that makes 16B through illegal means gets fined, say, 18B for doing so.

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"low support needs disabled people are often not believed to have a disability at all and therefore struggle to get accommodations."

"high support needs disabled people's accommodations are often seen as 'too much' and therefore are not met."

"neurodivergent people's needs are often dismissed because nothing is physically wrong with them."

"physically disabled people people often cannot physically access buildings and people refuse to do anything about it."

"invisibly disabled people are seen as lazy by society."

"visibly disabled people are ostracized from society."

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE DISABILITY

Sure there is, it's eyesight. It's ubiquitous enough that a lot of people will have it at some point in their lives, and easy enough to treat that most people can afford the doctors to check the quality of their eyes and to buy the glasses/contacts/surgery they want to address the issue. There's even an entire language that was create so that people who are 100% blind can still read books.

The problem is, because it's so common and easy to deal with, people don't see it as a disability.

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weaver-z

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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ramblingcj

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

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5bi5

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post

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Lara Croft. I made this drawing based on one of the concept arts from the 1996 Tomb Raider by Toby Gard

Hope you like it :)

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bogleech

Just realized that art was my first ever impression of her character and your version captures exactly the kind of personality I thought she was supposed to have. I was surprised when it turned out she was like a prim rich girl explorer and not some kind of gritty violent maniac. Can they go back and do it that way for real.

Pretty sure that is just Alucard playing dress up. Especially in the second image.

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

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pa-pa-plasma
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okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

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stele3

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

BEHOLD, a DOG (is fluffye, at least a little)

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I was about to be irritated at a shitty "kids' education" website on 1770s clothing but then I learned that there's a staymaker buried at King's Chapel and now I'm just delighted to know the gravesite of a clothing worker from that era and I want to take him flowers

I WAS TODAY FUCKING YEARS OLD WHEN I LEARNED THAT THOMAS PAINE WAS A MASTER STAYMAKER?!?!

THE COMMON SENSE GUY. BASICALLY MADE BRAS. FOR LIKE 8 YEARS OF HIS LIFE COUNTING THE APPRENTICESHIP

imagine if you're like. a random lady in England. and you found out that the guy you bought a support garment from one time is now publishing seditious pamphlets in the colonies

things he supported: -sedition -titties

Hence this political cartoon (by his opponents) of Paine lacing Britannia into a corset

(ID in alt)

I know it's meant to be against him, but the image of him plying his trade to shape the spirit of a nation (who the cartoonist chose to have come to his place of work by choice) works for his supporters too, no pun intended.

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curlicuecal

does it indicate anything about me that I immediately recognized what paper this figure is from

so I had to immediately go and pull this other amazing figure from the paper, which is "THE HEXAGON" a device with six rooms for fruit flies to have sex in and a central room for a fruit fly to observe six couples having sex at once

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szgrey

they made a fruit fly sex panopticon and no one told me about it, what is science education coming to

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Neil Banging Out The Tunes turns 18 today!!!

Happy birthday little buddy !!!! To celebrate, I allowed Neil to partake in many of the legal privileges that one acquires upon turning 18:

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werewolftits

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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lierdumoa

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.