Tonight, Miranda texted me this video. I am dead.

zoella is going to be so mad..

Fetus Torey x

What the hell is this im out

DON’T COME FOR ME.

how did we end up here

who started reblogging this again

"Slow down,crazy"

Like and reblog if you want to see the bloopers!

yus i found it, i have been going through my tumblr just to find this video and it took about 2 hours 

I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

I WILL NEVER LET THIS DIE

LOOK WHAT THE FUCK MY SIBLINGS DID

22,798,994 minutes put into hours is 379983 hours

put that into days and it’s 263 days

your ipod is going to be disabled until january 15th 2015 

i’m so sorry 

Soooooo, can you unlock your iPod now?

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

Last month I made a wish that my mum would get a house a week after that she got a house so I believe it worked

I got a relationship from this.

Yes Tyler. Yes.

O M F G

sHIT

Can i get a HELL YES

HELL YES

WHO MANAGED TO NOTICE THAT? I SWEAR THIS FANDOM IS RUN BY THE FBI

surprise

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral 

i’m in love with troye sivan

I’m in love with tyler oakley

Troye knows

i have this strong feeling like i need to reblog this everytime it shows up on my dashboard. 

I challenge you

the struggle of shipping

50% of the time I ship Troyler and cry because I feel like Tronnor is more likely to be canon, and 50% of the time I ship Tronnor and cry because I feel like Troyler is more likely to be canon, and 100% of the time I cackle because I think Conler might be the real one and everyone is a fool, and 800% of the time I internally scream at myself because it’s not my business who they date

thank you

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

wtf i look like turning down some head? nigga tell me where you want it on the floor or on the bed?