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why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

Lmfaoooooo

I bet their hairdresser is like “aww the cute gay couple have booked appointments again, they always get matching haircuts”

ridiculoser:

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

Beautiful.

reblog this with how you pronounce "lmao" in the tags

cats make me so happy i want 20

Dogs make me so happy I want 20

cats make me so happy i want 20

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate. I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

Aka the zodiac signs

Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody

Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done

Gemini aka the person you think is a idiot but actually a damn genius 

Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re a piece of shit

Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy

Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill in the inside

Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model

Scorpio aka the person you think is a angry demon but actually just irritated 

Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world

Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with 

Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause

Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who’s stuck in the stupid physical realm

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

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this took me like an hour okay 

what is the gender neutral term for girlfriend/boyfriend

meme lord

“hey everyone, i want to introduce you to my memelord.”

Lover ?

Datemate 

Just a friendly reminder..

I’ve been on this site for 5 years and I have never missed this post

me: beer is so nasty

bearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss

It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea of what’s happening in your life.