What Your Favorite RWBY Ship Says About You (with a dash of salt)
Why? Because I felt like it. Inspired by that one guy on YouTube who talks about ships in various shows. I haven’t watched his RWBY one, so I don’t think I have to worry about mimicking what he said in that video.
I try to be as unbiased as possible, but there’s only so much I can do if a ship is problematic or if the shippers can be really distasteful a lot of the time. There’s a reason the subtitle “with a dash of salt” is there.
Also, I don’t think I got every ship name right, so feel free to correct me if I got the name wrong. The wikis weren’t exactly helpful. Hope you enjoy!
WhiteRose (Ruby x Weiss): Your favorite relationship dynamic is “negative friends to lovers”.
Bumbleby (Blake x Yang): I know there’s a chance you’re a respectful person, but there’s also a good chance you like rubbing your ship in people’s faces.
Ladybug (Ruby x Blake): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of two main characters who don’t interact.
Freezerburn (Weiss x Yang): Your favorite relationship dynamic is the “composed character and hotheaded character fall in love”.
Monochrome (Weiss x Blake): This is basically the same as WhiteRose, but taken up a notch.
Enabler (Ruby x Yang): You probably still headcanon that Qrow is Ruby’s real dad just so this is just a bit less incestual.
Arkos (Jaune x Pyrrha): You just wanted good things for Pyrrha. Press “F” to pay respects.
Renora (Ren x Nora): This is basically the same as Freezerburn, but taken to both extremes.
FireFox (Coco x Fox): You’re always a slut for one interaction saying all you need to know.
Cinnabun (Velvet x Yatsuhashi): Your favorite relationship dynamic is “bodyguard falls for who they’re guarding”.
Crosshares (Coco x Velvet): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of fashion.
Simple Souls (Ruby x Ozpin): You probably relate to Ruby and think Ozpin is hot, which is fair, but I should still hit you with “FBI, OPEN UP!!!”
Ozglyn (Ozpin x Glynda): You also think Ozpin is hot, but you have your limits.
BlackSun (Blake x Sun): Your favorite relationship dynamic is “the edgy character falls for the sunshine child who just wants to bring them happiness”.
IceBerg (Weiss x Neptune): Your need for a healthy relationship is outweighed by your love of flirty boys.
Lancaster (Ruby x Jaune): 50% of you are here because your favorite dynamic is “friends to lovers”, while the other 50% of you are here because Arkos sank into the dark depths.
SeaMonkeys (Sun x Neptune): You probably saw two male best friends interacting once and looked WAY too deeply into it.
WhiteKnight (Jaune x Weiss): You like the dynamic of BlackSun, but just want to add a touch of tsundere.
Tauradonna (Blake x Adam): You don’t want to touch the canon with a fifty foot pole.
DragonSlayer (Jaune x Yang): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.
RoseGarden (Ruby x Oscar): You just want good things for Oscar. And really, who wouldn’t?
KnightShade (Jaune x Blake): You like the dynamic of BlackSun, but think that Sun went a little TOO far.
ElderBird (Taiyang x Raven): You’re probably still under the assumption that Raven did nothing wrong.
RoseThorns (Taiyang x Summer): Your need for complicated storytelling is outweighed by your need to keep things simple.
Taiqrow (Taiyang x Qrow): You just want to fuck dads.
Cloqwork (Qrow x Ozpin): I’m not sure if you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.
Grandmasters (Ozma x Salem): This is just the same joke as Taiyang x Raven, except taken to the extreme.
Snowbird (Qrow x Winter): Your favorite relationship dynamic is insult-based... but just to be safe... “FBI, OPEN UP!!!”
Hummingbird (Qrow x Summer): You... are Ruby Rose.
NOW HAS A PART 2!
